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ARgi wrote: let's just say you left a happy customer.


Yes and the happy customer wants you back ..

Trixie Belle wrote: When do I evah have them closed?? (forget I said that...)


..Like your 'good' reputation,.. spread far and wide..

CARLA wrote: Woooo!! It's smokin at Bothwell's Hotel I would like a room with a view(not a view of all the fun stuff) just a room where I might be able to get a good night sleep, and bottle of the best Champage you have. Sleep is at the top my list for starters..:sneaky:


Welcome to the Bothwell.. Your the first guest today to want a room to sleep in and room without a jacuzzi..



:wah:

Gygz wrote: Welcome to the Bothwell.. Your the first guest today to want a room to sleep in and room without a jacuzzi..





:wah:


There will be sleep later, after all the liquid latex is gone.:p

Gygz wrote: Yes and the happy customer wants you back ..


i have the key to your room...just wait for it.

CheshireCat wrote: There will be sleep later, after all the liquid latex is gone.:p


OMG .. Sheep later .. What kinds of a place do you think this IS !!..

oh hang on .. sleep..

Latex ? .. gone where ? :sneaky:

ARgi wrote: i have the key to your room...just wait for it.


:sneaky: ....

*ringing at the front desk*

Gygz wrote: OMG .. Sheep later .. What kinds of a place do you think this IS !!..



oh hang on .. sleep..



Latex ? .. gone where ? :sneaky:


Play your cards right and maybe just anywhere you like!

chonsigirl wrote: *ringing at the front desk*


patience...patience ... do you want our special off for the night? liquid latex and sheep free with every suite.

Oh, I want a nice little cozy hide-away hutch, and a 'fridge of diet coke...........and internet hookup, of course.

Gygz wrote: :sneaky: ....


room service!



how may i service you, sir?

chonsigirl wrote: *ringing at the front desk*


That's strange ,.. We don't have a bell..

Can I help you ?

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, I want a nice little cozy hide-away hutch, and a 'fridge of diet coke...........and internet hookup, of course.


i think there's a phone-jack in the pantry. will that do?

You do now!:wah:

ARgi wrote: room service!



how may i service you, sir?


Oh..go to the kitchen and get some..

* whispers .wswswswswswwswsws.. *

Got that ? ..

And tell chef it's for ....... me.. he'll understand..:rolleyes:

chonsigirl wrote:

You do now!:wah:


Presses the belle at the desk .. ah yes

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, I want a nice little cozy hide-away hutch, and a 'fridge of diet coke...........and internet hookup, of course.


You'll be wanting a webcam next ..

Ok .. I'll stuff your mini bar for you later ..with Diet coke.

Gygz wrote: Oh..go to the kitchen and get some..

* whispers .wswswswswswwswsws.. *

Got that ? ..

And tell chef it's for ....... me.. he'll understand..:rolleyes:




whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cucumber ... got it

i'm bringing floppy up this weekend. do you think we could reserve the "Dungeon?":sneaky:

CheshireCat wrote: Play your cards right and maybe just anywhere you like!

















I like the way you said that .. with your leg up on my desk.

Wolverine wrote: i'm bringing floppy up this weekend. do you think we could reserve the "Dungeon?":sneaky:


I would hope you are going to get Mr Floppy up this week end .. Reserved ..

BTW,.. Careful of the tower of power; the shackles are almost bitten through ..

Complimentary ball-gag this week...

You'll get fewer complaints about the screams that way .



:rolleyes:

Gygz wrote: Presses the belle at the desk .. ah yes


You rang!

Wolverine wrote: i'm bringing floppy up this weekend. do you think we could reserve the "Dungeon?":sneaky:


You might find Jersey Girl down there..... :guitarist

Gygz wrote: I like the way you said that .. with your leg up on my desk.


*CC Singing*



I know what boys like, I know what guys want................:sneaky:

Gygz wrote: I would hope you are going to get Mr Floppy up this week end .. Reserved ..

BTW,.. Careful of the tower of power; the shackles are almost bitten through ..

Complimentary ball-gag this week...

You'll get fewer complaints about the screams that way .



:rolleyes:
thanks.





dick

Trixie Belle wrote: You might find Jersey Girl down there..... :guitarist
SWEEEEEET!

Wolverine wrote: thanks.





dick


You're welcome ..





Gygz..

Trixie Belle wrote: You rang!


No I believe you did.. shake some more girl * listens *





Nice ..

CheshireCat wrote: *CC Singing*



I know what boys like, I know what guys want................:sneaky:


And from where I'm sitting you seem to have plenty of it. :sneaky:

ARgi wrote: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cucumber ... got it


.. and the ice ? ..oh and we're missing a cucumber..:rolleyes:

Gygz wrote: And from where I'm sitting you seem to have plenty of it. :sneaky:


You say the sweetest things! Is this your hotel then?



*CC sitting on Gygz's desk*

Pinky wrote: What's happening then? What have I missed? Are CC and Zinky sharing yet?:D


Nah, Pink CC ditched me for the management. So how you doin';)

zinkyusa wrote: Nah, Pink CC ditched me for the management. So how you doin';)


I did not ditch you!

I thought we were swinging tonight. :p

CheshireCat wrote: I did not ditch you!

I thought we were swinging tonight. :p


Uh, guess I didn't get the memo CC :p

Pinky wrote: Ok thanks Zink! I'm just chilling in the lobby with my red wine....do you have a cigarette machine here?


Yeah, there's one in the bar. Hey pink I always wondered why to you Brits refer to your cigarettes as fags?

zinkyusa wrote: Uh, guess I didn't get the memo CC :p


OOPS!



You're still my favorite playmate Zinky Dinky! :-4

CheshireCat wrote: OOPS!



You're still my favorite playmate Zinky Dinky! :-4




It's kinky zinky dinky now CC;)

Pinky wrote: I don't know!!!

I once went to a gay bar with my friend Jamie. I made the stupid mistake of asking do they have fags here?

The barman rolled his eyes and said 'take a look around'...

I've called them cigs ever since!!!


LOL:wah:

Good plan, Pinks! :wah:

zinkyusa wrote: It's kinky zinky dinky now CC;)


Oh I'll have many names for you before it's all over my pet! :-6

CheshireCat wrote: Oh I'll have many names for you before it's all over my pet! :-6


For a good time call 911-zinky:-4

He's the LOVE master!

Good morning and welcome!!! My People are always very happy to see prosperous new enterprises in our area and this is just a friendly visit to convey all the usual greetings to Management here. I'm sure we'll all get along wonderfully well. Consider yourselves officially smiled upon. You'll find no bother from law enforcement or other agencies. That's all taken care of. I'm sure we're all going to have a mutually advantageous ongoing relationship. Capeesh.

AussiePam wrote: Good morning and welcome!!! My People are always very happy to see prosperous new enterprises in our area and this is just a friendly visit to convey all the usual greetings to Management here. I'm sure we'll all get along wonderfully well. Consider yourselves officially smiled upon. You'll find no bother from law enforcement or other agencies. That's all taken care of. I'm sure we're all going to have a mutually advantageous ongoing relationship. Capeesh.


Quick someone tell Gygz that little er ah donation he made to the authorties did the trick.

A Room with A View please, and mind the "Do Not Disturb" sign

zinkyusa wrote: Quick someone tell Gygz that little er ah donation he made to the authorties did the trick.


Hey! Where is that Gygz? Gets a girl all hot and bothered and takes off.