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SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.
I knew that question would draw you out! :sneaky: :p You and Samantha speak of them so often...she calls hers Big Bob...what'd you name yours? :-3
I knew that question would draw you out! :sneaky: :p You and Samantha speak of them so often...she calls hers Big Bob...what'd you name yours? :-3
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SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.
Im stalking you this morning.
(Im harmless though)
Im stalking you this morning.
(Im harmless though)
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SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel
:wah: Now that's unique! Does it light up too?
Why is Nomad stalking you this morning? :-3
:wah: Now that's unique! Does it light up too?
Why is Nomad stalking you this morning? :-3
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Far Rider wrote: How come I cant find a condom that will fit me? Ive even gone to the feed stores, still cant find any?
Why floppy why?
Can't resist, you're trying to put it over the wrong Head! :rolleyes:
Why floppy why?
Can't resist, you're trying to put it over the wrong Head! :rolleyes:
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Snoozes favourite album
Attached files
Attached files
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:yh_rotfl It doesn't do your fillings much good you know !
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.............and it interferes with the TV downstairs
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Clancy wrote:
What speed do you have it on? Dang...what a headache maker! :wah:
What speed do you have it on? Dang...what a headache maker! :wah:
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Clancy wrote: .....a aaand your'expeeeecting someone _tooo ooo TYpe during ThIsssss
You lil devil you....I didn't know you were so talented....and a multi tasker to boot! :wah: :p
You lil devil you....I didn't know you were so talented....and a multi tasker to boot! :wah: :p
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SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel
Is it any good for mixing Angel Delight? :-3
Is it any good for mixing Angel Delight? :-3
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Clancy wrote: ....multi task? ...me? nah, but it is a multi speed.
So I' get the credit for.... being there
Not a participant....NO credit given! :p
So I' get the credit for.... being there
Not a participant....NO credit given! :p
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Clancy wrote: ....the shy, ask to see a selection of, hand blenders in Tesco's
I was considering buying a hand-blender and had to do a whisk assessment
I was considering buying a hand-blender and had to do a whisk assessment
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Far Rider wrote: *hides the 10/40 behind his back* oh ok, got it.:-2
LOL! :wah: Yer not kiddin are ya ?
LOL! :wah: Yer not kiddin are ya ?
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Where can I buy 'love eggs' and how many would I need to make the perfect omlette??
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just taken some of your advice cheers flopster sue says if i keep this up we can sack the gardener :-3 :-3
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Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at night.....what should i do
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at nigh......what should i do
i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:
sue told me to put that bit in honest
i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:
sue told me to put that bit in honest
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jimbo wrote: i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:
sue told me to put that bit in honest
Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common
sue told me to put that bit in honest
Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common
uh oh thats not good news is it thats all i need is another bra burning hairy legged feminist on her side
uh oh thats not good news is it thats all i need is another bra burning hairy legged feminist on her side
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floop , my husbands solar panel is getting rather large , how should i deal with this :rolleyes:
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
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What in the world would possess a guy to want to give his girl a dirty sanchez?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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SEX, whats it like then?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?
Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:
Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?
Dr. G!
Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4
Dr. G!
Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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weber wrote: Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:
Don't worry, one day it will all happen for us! :wah:
Don't worry, one day it will all happen for us! :wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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cherandbuster wrote: Dr. G!
Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4
I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:
Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4
I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Galbally wrote: I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:
No I don't
Show me
No I don't
Show me
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PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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cherandbuster wrote: No I don't
Show me
Hold on till I say a few hail mary's in advance.
Show me
Hold on till I say a few hail mary's in advance.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.