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The holidays make me sick! And I'm pretty sure I've been naughty, yep, pretty darned sure.....I want peace and quiet, I want everything my own way! I don't want anybody to say Discouraging Word One to me! There...

Both! ... although, I've only been naughty in a nice kinda' way...

Bella_Boo wrote: you know what remarkable.. i was just about to sign out and leave the computer and i caught a glimpse of grinch on my screen = i had to share it with you all...


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Do tell Far...is this really the look you were going fur? :wah:

I've been nice...of course.

Spiced spam........................that sounds gross! Food fit for a grinch!

Far Rider wrote: Its mighty dog eatin! I do mean "GOOD" eatin!


I not quite sure a dog would touch it...

unless he's from Grinchville! :wah:

Doggie says no spam tonight!

Far Rider wrote: hehehehe...check this out NVV.... not just another gopher killer!




Be still my thumping heart..............

chonsigirl wrote: Doggie says no spam tonight!


Can we hunt some wabbit? :wah:

It's duck season!

Can you be naughty and nice at the same time? :yh_wink :yh_sungla

Ha-ha-best way to get 'em!

Ah, you are not a grinch yet, O Master Far..........................:wah:

Far Rider wrote: LC can you please use your spear gun on K.Syder...hes tryin to mess up the order of things in Grinchland!:-3only if he's underwater!

Far Rider wrote: No, The Dark Side Rules... Don't you watch star wars?


No,

Never have--never will.

Far Rider wrote: yeah it made my heart race too! ahahahahaha


I could shoot my neighbor's pool with that...............hell I could shoot my brother's pool in Calif with that............can I have one puleeeze

Hey, you find what you can find, O Grinchie-poo....................:wah:

Good one Chonsi :yh_worshp :yh_rotfl

Geez Grinchi-poo. That reminds me of the time we killed a bunch of our rabbits for BBQ and told the kids it was chicken. When they asked what happened to the rabbits we told them they ran away.

Far Rider wrote:



hehehehe.... yeah. My piggys had the same problem... christmas hams the lot of em!


omg that sounds so wrong poor piggies :yh_pig :yh_pig

dont get me wrong i can eat pork but i could never kill to eat... not even when ive been fishing.., someone else has always had to do the kill for me... i cant bring myself to it... am i weird or u all country killing folk out there? :wah:

No BBQ bunnies-unless I tanned too much at the beach last weekend..........:wah:

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.



I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.



You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.



Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.



The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.



Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.



You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

Bez wrote: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.



I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.



You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.



Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.



The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.



Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.



You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.



My fave bits hi-lighted.....just need to find a tune to sing it by...Happy Sunday Far

Dear oh dear oh dear.....this is shocking.....shame on you My Grinch....theft and cruelty...

Bez wrote: Dear oh dear oh dear.....this is shocking.....shame on you My Grinch....theft and cruelty...






Bad news indeed I think we need to wipe out the grinch and concentrate on the happy christmas thread in protest tee hee hee

minks wrote: Bad news indeed I think we need to wipe out the grinch and concentrate on the happy christmas thread in protest tee hee hee


AGREED....BOYCOTT THE GRINCH !!!

grinchiness is good!

Bez wrote: AGREED....BOYCOTT THE GRINCH !!!
The grinch is grim

the grinch is grim

we want a happy christmas

not one made grim by him