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lady cop wrote: that stiletto-wearing trollop tried to trick me. Drat..my cunning plan has been thwarted! :sneaky:

lady cop wrote: that stiletto-wearing trollop tried to trick me.
welcome to the world of Jar.

stiletto wearing, hoochie-mammas everywhere:yh_drool

Wolverine wrote: what "equipment?":-3


Nutcrackers ???

Now, be a good boy Wolfie...

or else Santa's gonna bring you a stocking full of big black hairy SPIDERS! :wah:

Bez wrote: Nutcrackers ???:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl And stuffing!

Wolverine wrote: hehehehehehehe


dang it.

it's Santa in a red leather Dominatrix suit walking down the hall saying,

"Ruuuuudy"

and Rudolph is in a closet with a cell phone whispering,

"hello? A.S.P.C.A.?"

it is really funny

Bez wrote: Nutcrackers ???
oh. so the song is...

"my nuts roasting on an open fire.."

abbey wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl And stuffing!
i thought Nomad was getting "stuffed?"

Wolverine wrote: oh. so the song is...

"my nuts roasting on an open fire.."


Mmmmmm....A little Hors D'Oeuvres before we have Fars BBQ bear....!!!

CountryDweller wrote: Now, be a good boy Wolfie...

or else Santa's gonna bring you a stocking full of big black hairy SPIDERS! :wah:
that's not funny

Bez wrote: Mmmmmm....A little Hors D'Oeuvres before we have Fars BBQ bear....!!!
hey, HEY!

them's a meal, thankyou very much!

Here's one for BR.

That one's great abbey, here is one for Wolfy..................

Good one C-Girl

This ones for all of those miserable Grinches..

abbey wrote: Good one C-Girl

This ones for all of those miserable Grinches..

all i can see is the little red x Abbey....

Thought you'd enjoy this happy santa!

And here's another! :wah:

And this one YULE definitely enjoy! :wah:

Since the Scrooges invaded the Merry Christmas thread, I've highjacking the Bah Humbug thread!



SCROOGE

Nephew!

(beat)

Keep Christmas in your own way, and let me

keep it in mine.

FRED

Keep it! But you don't keep it.

SCROOGE

Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may

it do you! Much good it has ever done you!

FRED

(casually)

There are many things from which I might

have derived good, by which I have not

profited, I dare say. Christmas among the

rest. But I am sure I have always thought

of Christmas time, when it has come round

as a good time: a kind, forgiving,

charitable, pleasant time: the only time

I know of, in the long calendar of the year,

when men and women seem by one consent to

open their shut-up hearts freely, and to

think of people below them as if they really

were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not

another race of creatures bound on other

journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it

has never put a scrap of gold or silver in

my pocket, I believe that it has done me

good, and will do me good; and I say, God

bless it!

..."and anyone who goes about with "merry christmas" on their lips should be boiled in their own pudding and a stake of holly through their heart" .....yeah! put those orphans in the work houses! put those old ladies in debtors prison! ...a poor excuse to pick a man's pocket every Dec. 25!! :yh_money

lady cop wrote: this thread is for all the grinch sympathizers like FAR , and all the Scrooges like me BAH HUMBUG!!! tell us what you hate about that miserable carol-singing, credit-card stretching, nasty needle-dropping tree, disgusting fruitcake time of year!! :wah:


My family always got in fights that led to hard feelings or hurt feelings........I am not fond of Christmas. It was fun when T-Girl was little but after that...

nvalleyvee wrote: My family always got in fights that led to hard feelings or hurt feelings........I am not fond of Christmas. It was fun when T-Girl was little but after that...many families suffer great stress from too many unmet expectations at Christmas. i actually love it, this thread was meant as a goof....but Christmas is not always the idyllic time many are led to expect.

Personally there is nothing I like more than raosting my nuts in front of a blazing log fire with carols playing in the background, obviously it's better done in the privacy of one's own home rather than the local pub

I'm humbug about school today, that thought goes here!

Humbugs...minty, crunchy, chewy and scrummy.............

lady cop wrote: many families suffer great stress from too many unmet expectations at Christmas. i actually love it, this thread was meant as a goof....but Christmas is not always the idyllic time many are led to expect.


The greatest gift at Christmas is the TIME spent with family and friends....I have never beeen able to afford going over the top with present buying and I certainly wouldn't get into debt whatever the kids wanted. They were never disappointed and neither have the grandchildren been disappointed......5 now...I normally make up a 'goodie' bag which consists of lots of little gifts which used to be toys, games etc when they were small...it is harder for teenagers, but I have started to collect bits and bobs for the girls.....a not too expensive 'bling' watch each, makeup, vouchers for their mobile phones etc......anyone got any more idas ???

SnoozeControl wrote: Thank you!



Sorry to be a pest, but what's scrummy mean?SCRUMMY=SCRUMPTIOUS.

OK, back to the spirit of the thread ..... now this is must-viewing for all you grinches out there!!

Well I think that you all should just have a big snowball fight, and whichever group wins gets to call the shots around the garden this christmas. I'll just act as the ref, to avoid any conflict!!

chrisb84uk wrote: Well I think that you all should just have a big snowball fight, and whichever group wins gets to call the shots around the garden this christmas. I'll just act as the ref, to avoid any conflict!!


Not likely, you are the one who made the suggestion so I am tossing one at you right now

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Take that you nasty Grinchlike humbug spewing scrooges..

abbey wrote: Take that you nasty Grinchlike humbug spewing scrooges..




yeah what abbey said!!!!!

abbey wrote: SCRUMMY=SCRUMPTIOUS.


Thanks Abbey....my favourite word for something delicious...

Far Rider wrote: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!

*Far runs out and guns three snowballs.... direct hit on abbey, minks and a near miss on chonsi!*

Drats I missed one!:D


Oh here we go again ok RULES, no mechanical devices.

Winds up super elastic Sling shot and stuffs hard pack snowball in it and fires it off and hits Far straight in the arse, 2 more shots, one for abbey, one for CG right to mid chest.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!

Far Rider wrote: RULES! There aint none!... you drew first blood!

sends one flying center mass hit on minks... second one takes off slightly a second later, hitting abbey in the shoulder... third volley misses chonsi again... dang, she's a fast hopper!
Don't make me put a stone in my next one Farlie Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Far Rider wrote: Bring it sissy girl!:wah:


Cocky kid

turns back on the nasty snot nosed Far

scoops up a handful of snow, jabs a small stone into the center

bolts up, jumps around and fires with all the power she can the killer snowball.

Hits Far dead center forehead leaving a cute pink welt.

Don't dare me again snot nosed icky boy.

Far Rider wrote: *looks up from ground* *world spinning* *holds head....* "thats my sis"! :wah:


heheh runs to Far pulls him upright and high fives him....ya taught me well.