My wife started collecting husbands, but after her first one she lost interest!

I, on the other hand am an avid stamp collector, so far I have a "past due" one on my water bill, a "return to sender" on an old post card, a "confidential" I stole out of a senators trash, and a "REVOKED" on my birth certificate!
Dew
"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"