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Hedgehogs are 6ft long and have immense fangs, they are highly aggressive and live in packs that roam the countryside. Actually they keep mooching around my garden and the dog goes nuts but he can't get them because although they are 6ft and highly poisonous they just roll into a ball.

So you keep pets that spit blood !!!
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Bothwell wrote: Hedgehogs are 6ft long and have immense fangs, they are highly aggressive and live in packs that roam the countryside. Actually they keep mooching around my garden and the dog goes nuts but he can't get them because although they are 6ft and highly poisonous they just roll into a ball.

So you keep pets that spit blood !!!
You are talking about the miniature hedgehog aren't you?
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kensloft,

You are talking about the miniature hedgehog aren't you? :wah: :wah:

Had me laughing out loud... ;)

BOTHWELL,

Here is one NASTY SPIDER.. THE BROWN RECLUSE..THIS LADY WILL KILL YOU.. !! NOT BE CONFUSED WITH THE BLACK WIDOW.. ;) WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TWO HER, BOTH THESE LADIES ARE AS ABOUT AS DANGEROUS A SPIDER YOU WILL EVER MEET..

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ok you guys...here is the MOST fearsome and ubiquitous of florida creatures, the poisonous, deadly, vicious (English)man-eating pink flamingo plastic lawn ornament....agghhhhhhh :eek:

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bothwell,

How Could You Ever Want To Hurt The Cutest Creation On The Plant.. The Giant Panda.. We Had People Lining Up By The Million Here To Watch These Sweet Creatures.. We Have A Panda Cam At The San Diego Zoo That You Can Watch On Line.. You Meanie You..!! :D LOOK AT THE SWEET FACE...!! CLICK TO MAKE LARGER..

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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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OK so I'm little, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Bloody Pandas, these giant highly aggressive creatures roam the countryside devouring bamboo by the ton thereby robbing the local peasants of their livelihood.



Actually they are cute but not as cute a their cousin the red panda.

www.statenislandzoo.org/ red_panda.html
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:yh_rotfl They death toll is rising, being killed by a PANDA is just awful. Their cry sounds human like. I would rather they eat BAMBOO, then human flesh.. YOU MEANIE..!! :lips: HERE IS THE RED PANDA, ACTUALLY LOOKS MORE DANGEROUS THEN THE GIANT PANDA

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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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well Bothwell, here's another cuddly little florida creature i "forgot" to tell you about, the BUFFO toad. they weigh in at about 5 pounds, and are highly toxic...if a dog picks one up in its mouth the dog usually dies from the poison. so be sure you don't lick any of these babies in a quest for frog legs a la francais! hahahaha :D xoxoxox

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lady cop wrote: well Bothwell, here's another cuddly little florida creature i "forgot" to tell you about, the BUFFO toad. they weigh in at about 5 pounds, and are highly toxic...if a dog picks one up in its mouth the dog usually dies from the poison. so be sure you don't lick any of these babies in a quest for frog legs a la francais! hahahaha :D xoxoxox
Have they gotten to the insects yet? I hear they are real killers and maiimers. West nile disease from mosquitos in some areas. Got to be more.
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i am bumping this in view of the man-eating deadly spider now stalking England! while my sweetheart merrily watches rugby on TV a deadly arachnid is preparing to consume all the morris dancers over mayday weekend~~~oh the humanity!!!!!
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Heard this one the other day..

Squirrels and hedgehogs - nature's little speedbumps!!
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Whoa eaten my supper

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