Blame

[JacksDad]

WTF is wrong with people who can't accept reality?

This morning I opened the door to the laundry room.

The seam at the top of the bi fold door split and all of the slats fell out.

My roommate says' "What did you do?"

"I opened the door!"

"YOU OPENED IT?"

"No. Actually, Darrell. I went next door and borrowed Gary's sledgehammer and beat the crap out of it."

Boss tells me to change a video feed and sends me the info.

"What port?" I ask.

"THERE'S NO F'ING PORT!"

"Oh. Well the encoder demands one."

"WTF DID YOU DO?

NO! WAIT! DON'T MOVE! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

I sit. I wait. I search CareerBuilder.com.

"8185"

"What's that?" I ask.

"THE PORT! 8185!"

"I thought you said it didn't need a port?"

:-5

Some advice from JD to you.

Things break. Sh1t happens. You break things. You make mistakes.

Take responsibility for yourselves people.:-5

[Carl44]

i blme suzy for that:D

[KB.]

JacksDad;673889 wrote: WTF is wrong with people who can't accept reality?

This morning I opened the door to the laundry room.

The seam at the top of the bi fold door split and all of the slats fell out.

My roommate says' "What did you do?"

"I opened the door!"

"YOU OPENED IT?"

"No. Actually, Darrell. I went next door and borrowed Gary's sledgehammer and beat the crap out of it."

Boss tells me to change a video feed and sends me the info.

"What port?" I ask.

"THERE'S NO F'ING PORT!"

"Oh. Well the encoder demands one."

"WTF DID YOU DO?

NO! WAIT! DON'T MOVE! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

I sit. I wait. I search CareerBuilder.com.

"8185"

"What's that?" I ask.

"THE PORT! 8185!"

"I thought you said it didn't need a port?"

:-5

Some advice from JD to you.

Things break. Sh1t happens. You break things. You make mistakes.

Take responsibility for yourselves people.:-5




Need me to shake them down since Nose Hair man doesn't need it anymore? I'm itching.

[JacksDad]

Whenever it happens I blame Suzy too.

That leaves em thinking.

I need no help shaking them down. I fire point blank.

But why? oh why?

What is wrong with these people?

[dubs]

JacksDad;673896 wrote: Whenever it happens I blame Suzy too.

That leaves em thinking.

I need no help shaking them down. I fire point blank.

But why? oh why?

What is wrong with these people?


They're related to my ex...........

[pinkchick]

JD they are all friends with my boss:sneaky::-5

[littlemissgiggle]

are they all related to each other :wah: :-3

[JacksDad]

So you all know about this.

I've never seen this in people before I moved to Melbourne.

When I screw up, I take responsibility. When I break something I take responsibility.

When my car's timing belt snapped I hitchhiked to Henry Fords grave and pissed on it?

When my computer crashed I flew to Washington and spit in Bill Gate's face?

(well. ok. maybe we should)

Jimbo is right.

It's all Suzy's fault.

:p

[Peg]

How funny that this is here. I was just talking to the other half about this. I get a call from work last night. "How much are we allowed to cash checks for?" The signs saying, "No checks over $50 will be accepted" are a good hint. The girl wanted to avoid making the customer mad at her by following the rules so attempted to transfer the blame to me.

The girl today calls me about a game. "Joyce got 6000 but it's not in red." The sign she was standing in front of to call me, clearly states red numbers. Again, she didn't want the customer mad at her so attempted to transfer the blame.

I'm going to start calling them on their days off and take the blame for nothing! :-5:-5

[JacksDad]

Peg;673922 wrote: How funny that this is here. I was just talking to the other half about this. I get a call from work last night. "How much are we allowed to cash checks for?" The signs saying, "No checks over $50 will be accepted" are a good hint. The girl wanted to avoid making the customer mad at her by following the rules so attempted to transfer the blame to me.

The girl today calls me about a game. "Joyce got 6000 but it's not in red." The sign she was standing in front of to call me, clearly states red numbers. Again, she didn't want the customer mad at her so attempted to transfer the blame.

I'm going to start calling them on their days off and take the blame for nothing! :-5:-5


An employee of yours?

Oh she'd be taking a long walk soon if that were me!

My roommate just got home from work. He's outside hacking palm leaves with a machete.

Frustrating being called on your shi1t, ain't it?

:wah:

[Nomad]

KB.;673893 wrote: Need me to shake them down since Nose Hair man doesn't need it anymore? I'm itching.




Have Zippo will travel !!!

[JacksDad]

Pinky;673950 wrote: Blame is for those that refuse to accept their own reality.


Now there's a thought.

Read the first line of my post! Then read the post about post skipping!

Then get me another beer!



Good to see ya, Pinks.

[Indian Princess]

-Jimbo-



Well by golly you've done it jeeves! Now my boss can blame Suzy too,

and I wont have have to take her sh1t anymore!!!!!!



Brilliant I say dear sir, just brilliant!!!!!!!:sneaky::wah:

[WonderWendy3]

I thought it was always Magenta's fault anyway....??? who knew??

[WonderWendy3]

magenta flame;685354 wrote: Yeah but suzy was nominated and it went to vote, and she won:wah:

I know it's usually "ALL ABOUT ME" but not this time:wah:


OHHH, see that's what I get for not reading the whole thread before posting...I rarely do that...and see what happened??? Bad me!! Okay, Its Suzy's fault!!



:)

[JacksDad]

magenta flame;685346 wrote: oh ya poor little devil ..........come on, up it onto the table, and I'll massage all the nasty people away. See that's better isn't it?

SO let me get this straight? If I throw a bad fleece ..........it's suzys fault?

Meh! I'm good with that................they're gonna look at me rather weirdly when I come out with it though............

It'll be............ "who the hell is suzy?"

.........."Oh she's a lady in England".

.........."what's she got to do with anything?"

.........Ummm I dunno, but it's her fault anyway".

..........."Oh" .............

Yep that'll work.


Mags.

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