Fnar Fnar!!! Don't read if you hate double entendres!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:16 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

OMG...they are all great...but I really thought this was hysterical....

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:27 am

..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:30 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:37 am

great pinky :wah: :wah:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:43 am

Pinky;610288 wrote: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio...I laughed that much I banged me head!!!:o

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is

Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it

when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a

lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,

isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)

is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time

Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much

better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male

astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny

Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

They are so funny:wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:23 am

A girl I know asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.