The Innuendo Thread

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:02 pm

koan;576589 wrote: are you saying she's like a harbour?

Uh no...but believe me I would like to retract that one.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:08 pm

RedGlitter;576603 wrote: Uh no...but believe me I would like to retract that one.

alright. this thread is all about putting things in then out.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm

koan;576614 wrote: alright. this thread is all about putting things in then out.

We're not talking about the Hokey-Pokey are we? Oh hell maybe we are.

Good save Koan. :yh_angel

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:18 pm

Pinky;576630 wrote: Unexpected insertions eh?:D

All godd fun as long as they're not retracted too fast, hehe!

I believe there's a penalty for early withdrawals...

...insufficient FUNds...

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:25 pm

Pinky;576640 wrote:

Damn!! It won't let me say male chicken!!!

:wah:

Yeah "rooster" just kinda doesn't cut it huh?

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:43 pm

Pinky;576649 wrote: I guess a rooster is still classed as a ****** though?

Danmit!!! I can't say p.e.c.k.e.r either?!

That's because you left out the woody. Made it impotent.

(woodpecker)

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:16 pm

Pinky;576658 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Crikey, I haven't heard that one in a while!!

Yes, wood is important.

yeah but it all depends on the smoothness of the grain.....

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:29 pm

Pinky;576720 wrote: And whether the sap is rising!

wot's rising now??

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:32 pm

Pinky;576720 wrote: And whether the sap is rising!

I've always been a fan of maple syrup myself...but first you need to tap the tree.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:33 pm

CG thinks I'm a prude.

Yeah.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:37 pm

Pinky;576734 wrote: :wah: :wah:

What, just because you don't come out with things in a crass way? Dear oh dear!

Yep. She thinks she has me pegged as either a prude or a lesbian. She can't decide which. I can be as crass as they come (no pun) but it's reading it here the next day that's embarrassing.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:07 pm

Pinky;576749 wrote: It's better when there's humour involved anyway!!

Crass being funny is just a *phallacy*:D

Just keeping up with the innuendoes, hehe!!

:D You are very good at this, Pink! I thought I was good but I am getting shamed here. :wah:

I guess we all have our own personal penal codes....stiff penalties for all.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:48 pm

Come on Koan.

This is ridiculous.

It takes so long to read all these posts. This thread has gotten so big.

I keep getting stiffer and stiffer just bending over to see what's next.

It's really hard, you know?

I do love that it's wet and warm though.

I like it like that. It's really satisfying to come to that conclusion.

Makes you sorta want to let down your hair and go wild, doesn't it?

Come on Koan.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:20 pm

That was quite a bone you threw her!

JacksDad;577087 wrote: Come on Koan.

Hmmmmmm . . . . . er . . . . . uh . . . . . well, it's her thread, she shouldn't mind!!!

Here's a load off my mind!

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:34 pm

BH672;577092 wrote:

Here's a load off my mind!

As long as she doesn't mind you unloading.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:36 pm

devist8me;577098 wrote: As long as she doesn't mind you unloading.

She was in an unloading zone!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:38 am

Don't expect me to take this lying down.

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:52 am

Don't you just hate having your back to the wall, though?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:55 am

spot;577239 wrote: Don't you just hate having your back to the wall, though?
I suppose that depends on who's coming in the front door.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:56 am

Well, I won't bend over backwards just to please.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:00 am

koan;577243 wrote: Well, I won't bend over backwards just to please.
But would you bend over fowards too appease?

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:03 am

YZGI;577242 wrote: I suppose that depends on who's coming in the front door.

I tend to shoot first.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:08 am

It's all in the reloading...

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:09 am

spot;577248 wrote: I tend to shoot first.

A few questions can prevent breeding discontent.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:10 am

RedGlitter;577251 wrote: It's all in the reloading...

If you have too reload you probably shot too early and missed your tareget.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:12 am

YZGI;577253 wrote: If you have too reload you probably shot too early and missed your tareget.

I believe in do-overs :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:18 am

RedGlitter;577254 wrote: I believe in do-overs :wah:
You best use rubber bullets then

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:23 am

YZGI;577255 wrote: You best use rubber bullets then

Oh I'm not the one shooting....

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:09 am

Pinky;577264 wrote: Are rubber bullets better than shooting blanks?

As long as you can get the bulls-eye who cares?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:11 am

RedGlitter;577279 wrote: As long as you can get the bulls-eye who cares?

Remember if you mess with a bull you'll get the horn.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:16 am

YZGI;577281 wrote: Remember if you mess with a bull you'll get the horn.

It's not the horn that matters so much as the way you take the ride....

*whew is it getting hot in this thread* :p

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:21 am

"you must be this tall to get on this ride...."

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:32 am

RedGlitter;577289 wrote: "you must be this tall to get on this ride...."
As long as the line is not too long before I get to ride.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:35 am

YZGI;577293 wrote: As long as the line is not too long before I get to ride.

Youse buys your ticket, youse takes your chances

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:38 am

RedGlitter;577295 wrote: Youse buys your ticket, youse takes your chances

:wah:
So now I have to buy a ticket? I better have a "happy ending" If I gotta buy a ticket.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:39 am

quality doesnt come for free, ya know

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:25 am

RedGlitter;577300 wrote: quality doesnt come for free, ya know

A freebie?

:wah: Bark! Bark!:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:26 am

you men...always looking for handouts....or a hand up.