ONTARIO, N.Y. - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.
The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester
A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.
Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry.
The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events
Today the story about Porn and Pancakes went around the world. The AP news wire picked up the story. From Fox, NY Times, Yahoo, to CNN. Then there was thespoof.com who even wrote up a fake story about the event that has not even happened yet. Enjoy!
A church in a small New York town that intended to have a pancake breakfast denouncing porn has had the opposite affect. When people read that there was a "Porn and Pancakes" breakfast at a local church, things begin to get out of hand.
Within fifteen minutes, no disposable cameras were available in this town of 12,500 residents. Local motels had their switchboards flooded with calls for reservations and the local church had to begin borrowing folding tables and chairs from the high school. In fact, the event was moved out onto the parking lot.
Why all of the hoopla? Several Hollywood starlets announced their attention to attend. Britney Spears said that she would be there, but only if her limo could drop her off right in front of the head table (there were no protests from the men sitting at the head table, and the available seats with carside views went on sale for $10,000 on e-bay).
Linda Lovelace also announced her intentions to be there, but only if she could be promised a continuous mouth full of pancakes.
Paris Hilton said that she was willing to pour pancake syrup all over herself and allow locals to "lick it off" to help raise money for the church.
Hugh Hefner promised to be there if he would be allowed "to examine the local talent for possible future photographic opportunities."
Michael Vick, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, said that he had a lot of experience this year at "flipping" things and volunteered to be a pancake turner.
After verifying that it was a Christian church doing the fundraising, Mel Gibson said that he would donate all of the white milk that the cooks required. Michael Richards agreed to split the costs of the white milk with Gibson, as long as the syrup served was not Aunt Jemima.
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills agreed to reconcile their differences long enough to help raise money for the church and even said that they would participate in the games afterward. They signed up for the three legged race.
Those who cannot be at the event, but wish to view the procedings on the internet, can do so with a major credit card and after certifying that they are over 18 years of age
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
Marie5656;532660 wrote: And I cannot even comprehend what they will have the syrup coming out of. :sneaky: I have half a mind to find out if I can get into it.
Marie:-3
OH! OH! I KNOW! You could be in a separate tent, like the ADDED ATTRACTION! I'll stand outside & sell extra tickets!
We could create an exotic "identity" for you...."Princess Pinkita....Mistress of Exotic Fruit..performing an ancient rite of fertility...HERE! ON OUR STAGE!"
Of course...it's all for charity, right?
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
