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Lulu2
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Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found

traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. The French came to the conclusion

that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago.

Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of

2,000 meters. Shortly thereafter headlines in the U.K. newspapers read:

"English archeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and

have concluded that ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications

network a thousand years earlier than the French."

One week later, Israeli newspapers reported the following: "After digging as

deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, scientists found absolutely nothing.



They thus concluded that 5,000 years ago Jews were using wireless technology."
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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You GO Jews! :wah:
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Post by Fibonacci »

:yh_rotfl
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Lulu2
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Ah, I hope nobody climbs on me for being "NON-PC!"
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Rain;526290 wrote: You GO Jews! :wah:


:p LOL!
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