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the only thing i would grab is my purse. i keep everything important in a safe deposit box or on file with my lawyer. beyond that it could all go up in smoke as long as my kids and pets make it out alive. the rest is not that important.
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I just had a good glance around. There's a piece of flint I picked up from a path a while ago that I'd take. Everything else is easily replaced.

Ah. I just saw a second small rock. I'll take both, if that's alright.
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My address book....so I'd have a list of people I could call for shelter, after the fire! :sneaky:
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My guitar, so I could write a song about my burning house.

It would go like this,

"My house ir burning, my teeth are gurning, but I am learning.

No Smoking in Bed!

Its a diaster, I should have asked her, before I tasked her,

No, no smoking in bed!

Chorus

No smoking in bed, oh yeah, no smoking in bed,

its not so funny, whatever's said.

Oh, no, smoking in bed!

The firemans leaving, and I'm still breathing, but she's done heaving

no, no, smoking in bed!"

repeat chorus x2



The end.
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Only one? Well that excludes my 26 mugs (which you never know I might need one day)...

okay...mobile phone because I have several treasured and beautiful text messages on there from my daughter and granddaughter
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pompom;473101 wrote: Well of course I'd just happen to be be carrying my purse when the fire broke out ... or is that cheating? ;)


Take your purse and I'll take my 26 mugs :p
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pompom;473109 wrote: Now you've mentioned flint...I have a totally irreplaceable one embedded with a fossilised sea-urchin. :-5 :confused:Put it in your purse immediately. These problems are always soluble.
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My purse with my credit cards, etc. in it. I think several people beat me to that but I thought of it before I opened the thread.......truth, really:guitarist
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I would probably take my computer so I could come here and ask for money. Im going to need it if my house burns down. Screech did it to save his house. Why cant I?






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pompom;473124 wrote: And how and why are you going to be having 26 mugs about your person when this fire breaks out? Might I ask?


I have many pockets. Daily, I fill my pockets with mugs. So when a fire breaks out, it is likely that I shall have 26 mugs about my person.
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weber;473126 wrote: My purse with my credit cards, etc. in it. I think several people beat me to that but I thought of it before I opened the thread.......truth, really:guitarist


a purse is a loaded anser isn't it? i keep my cell phone in there social security cards. money. numbers...keys,,all kinds of stuff.....
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pompom;473133 wrote: :sneaky: :wah:

(Who's Screech? :-3)


Its a USA thing. It was a show where this comedian played a nerdy kid named screech. Now he is an adult and asked the public for money to save his house from being foreclosed on.

http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php






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only one thing?

dang. uhmm....:thinking:

my comic book collection. Pinky can stay tied up.


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My grandma's cookbook.
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theia;473134 wrote: I have many pockets. Daily, I fill my pockets with mugs. So when a fire breaks out, it is likely that I shall have 26 mugs about my person.


Put em at the front door in a box, all of them, put your purse in the box too, when fire breaks out just grab one thing..... THE BOX!!!!
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I would be grabbing my purse I guess, but....it would be a toss up between that and my puter hard drive since all my pics are on that sucker hmmm purse puter, purse puter ??? I dunno
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minks;473173 wrote: Put em at the front door in a box, all of them, put your purse in the box too, when fire breaks out just grab one thing..... THE BOX!!!!


Minx

You gave me a good laugh. We call coffee cups mugs and I couldn't figure out how you got them in your pockets and have so many all about you. Great chuckle. And peoples' faces are mugs too and I also imagined a bunch of faces in your pocket. Magical lady.:D
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Photo's
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pompom;473178 wrote: This must have some wonderful recipes in it?


Well that and alot of them are hand written. :)
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I would have to take our "FIRE (Strong) BOX", it contains all our Identity papers, marriage certificate, pass ports, a good deal of cash, (In case of emergencies like this) car titles, house deeds, and sentimental unreplaceable old family photos.:) ;)
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My car keys...to get me, Rick and Trixie the heck away from the house.

Nothing else in the house matters.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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This is an interesting thread to me, since my children started (accidentally) a fire in thier room about a month ago...really scarey situation...I couldn't grab just one thing. All I could think about it putting the fire out and making sure my children and pets were okay.

Luckily Wendy the fire chief was able to put the fire out...It was in the morning right before work/school...so had to go to work completely frazzled...mattress in back yard with burn holes in it and all....
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WonderWendy3;473528 wrote: This is an interesting thread to me, since my children started (accidentally) a fire in thier room about a month ago...really scarey situation...I couldn't grab just one thing. All I could think about it putting the fire out and making sure my children and pets were okay.

Luckily Wendy the fire chief was able to put the fire out...It was in the morning right before work/school...so had to go to work completely frazzled...mattress in back yard with burn holes in it and all....


the same thing happened to me.

I was home alone with my son when I set the oven on fire :o and I had him on my hip and the cordless phone in my other hand and I was ready to get the heck out of there if the fire didn't put itself out.

It never even occured to me to take anything with me, not even my purse which was right in front of me.
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Well the mugs are a good idea because you could make coffee for the hunky firemen but then you'd need coffee, milk, sugar, spoons, a kettle and an extension lead to get power from next door so I think instead of using a cupboard for storing these things in we should all keep them by the door at all times. But what if you have to leave by the back door? Best have a spare set of everything by the back door. Oh, and teabags too 'cos I don't like coffee.



If the fire was in the night I'd need clothes too 'cos I don't wear any to bed, so that's a set of clothes by each exit, and shoes, and maybe a coat, and maybe an umbrella. Or I could just pack my entire wardrobe into two cases and keep one by each door so I'd be ok for whatever time of year or day it was.



Then the photo's, better get a spare set done, again to keep one at each door, and there are some pretty old and much loved books.....but which door do I put them by.......now I'm starting to get really confused........



.....oh well, leave it all to burn I'll just take my jewellery and the firemen can go whistle for coffee - my house is on fire after all!!
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