What's Up BabyCakes SweetiePies!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:03 am

Sorry about that Snooze doesn't happen often that I get to facilitate an arrest of this magnitude..

[QUOTE]Darn it, you beat me to it![/QUOTE]

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:08 am

Frankie!!! :wah: how do you like your bologna??

Attached files

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:11 am

The food here is better than your cookin' - take them apples, Linda!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:23 pm

So Frankie's finally been incarcerated!!! I suppose he'll just hafta find another av now. No Nuts! Pity, really.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:13 pm

Hmph.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:32 pm

I do, and thanks!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:51 pm

Now you've got an aussie girl on each side of you, Frankie!!! I'd like to think yer scared stiff, but I think you're probably just thrilled stiff... is that too bad to post in this family forum???? G'day Magenta!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:07 pm

Oh ha ha, Hammy !!!!!

Magenta - I was born and bred a city girl and am most at home in the sleazy backstreets, in the trendy cafes or on the beaches of Sydney - but I really like the country too. Spend a bit of time there. Have my own cowboy boots, right from Oklahoma, and have been known to ride through the bush with madcap abandon!

I worked in a place once where one of the lab technicians had been a shearers' cook in a previous incarnation, and man did I learn some neat words from her...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:09 am

Magenta flame;457499 wrote:

I think I saw that movie:wah:

Yeah, but I don't think Frankie has.... :sneaky:

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:30 am

24 is easy dough, have come across worst in the shearing sheds

Oh please, I'm a 100% genuine NY Italian! I'm the Pizza Pizazz from hell! I'm the Pasta Primadona from Heaven! Any ONE of my mob buddies would own the entire shearing shed "issue." Ya gotta give me more lovin than this Magenta. I like you and I'm on YOUR side!

That's right, I'm making the announcement right now in this thread:

I AM PRO-MAGENTA

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:33 am

24Hours;457609 wrote: Oh please, I'm a 100% genuine NY Italian!

Yeah

But we still whipped your tail in the 2004 World Series

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:38 am

24Hours;457609 wrote: Oh please, I'm a 100% genuine NY Italian! I'm the Pizza Pizazz from hell! I'm the Pasta Primadona from Heaven! Any ONE of my mob buddies would own the entire shearing shed "issue." Ya gotta give me more lovin than this Magenta. I like you and I'm on YOUR side!

That's right, I'm making the announcement right now in this thread:

I AM PRO-MAGENTA
:yh_pray :yh_pray :yh_pray oh dear lord i pray, please let my FG friends forgive me for bringing this sopranos wannabe to the garden. amen.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:45 pm

Subject: Gotta love those Italians!!

An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a

call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to

ear, and orders a round of

drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had

produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25

pounds, but the

Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home,

folks......like

I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many

exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to

sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that

typical Italian baby

that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making

bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does

he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little

suspicious.

"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he

was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes

his lips on his

shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised.":wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:31 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one LC.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:37 pm

GUFFAW!!! And of course LC and AP are jointly in charge of Family matters in this Forum, 24 - and I expect our Connections way outrank and outweight your friends, circumcised or not. So back off, capeesh, or it'll be concrete boots and into the East River, or the Hudson, or maybe one leg in each... !!!

Magenta - this must be an aussie thing? I thought we just cooked Asian style here - but obviously not. You make your own pasta and sauces. Me too !!! Grin. Buon appetito!!!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:44 pm

Italian huh? I noticed Italian men have great butts. It was a feast for the eyes when I was in Italy. .mmmmmm pasta! I make my own Pasta and sauces.

My wife always told me I did ("I wish mine was round like yours" she would say), and a few others have let me know ... so you might be right. Anyway, let's change the subject. I'm really not comfortable talking about myself drawing attention to myself. :yh_whistl

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:46 pm

Capeesh Aussie, I capeesh!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:48 pm

your modesty is commendable Frank :yh_liar :yh_eyerol :yh_liar

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:48 pm

Magenta, I have good news - you're "in." Don't ask.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:49 pm

Hi LC! (shaddap)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:55 pm

Frankie, Mag - get a freakin room !!!

LC - how's about you and I got down the pub!!! Or maybe we can go shoot up some roadsigns.. ????

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:00 pm

AussiePam;458597 wrote:

LC - how's about you and I got down the pub!!! Or maybe we can go shoot up some roadsigns.. ????yeah, i like those kanga crossing ones!

Attached files

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:39 pm

Just kiddin ya, Magenta !!!!:sneaky:

Frankie is reeling with the thrill of all this female attention...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:31 am

I'm about to clobber some clueless loser called Shorty on your behalf Hammy!!! What a wanker!!! Thinks he can get a Lady to go walkabout by offering one lousy cyberbloodygreenback. GEESCH.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:25 am

Yay, longest thread in this forum (replies).

I might be sick but I feel GOOD! Love you guys just for this alone.

((weeps and accepts award))

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:30 am

Smile... I can't remember what I meant either... oh yes, didn't someone in another place say something off colour to my friend Ham!! The bastard got clobbered by someone anyway... And yeah, Magenta - ya got it right. We aussie do go in to bat for the underdogs. Not that I'm saying Hammy is a dog... guffaw.... ... :sneaky: or even under. Although romance may be having that effect. Is that too raunchy to say in here? I think FG is in the process of "being saved" - so I hafta watch what I say or I'll be thrown into outer darkness where there is whaling and G-nashing of teeth.

Pass the champagnnne.. hic.. giggl

ps oinkiu pinky i mena whaddyt mean by sutle you taking the mickey?/ hic..