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Lulu2
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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?"

The doctor replies, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs!"
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

.................Charles Mingus



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I am so very glad I was NOT drinking coffee when I read this.
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Lulu2
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Just THINK about those sheets.....:wah:
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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LilacDragon wrote: I am so very glad I was NOT drinking coffee when I read this.


Me too! That was hilarious Lulu! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Lu, you always have some of the funniest stories!:wah: :) :wah:






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:yh_rotfl one man pup tent.
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