Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

honeybee · Post by **honeybee** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:40 pm

Are you a great cook? Or do you do the fast food thing!

I love preparing delicious meals for my man.

He shows his appreciation in many ways!

Therefore it's never a chore for me.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:29 am

I think so...

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:42 am

where as i don't drink any more i wake up on a sat morning without a hangover part of the reward for my new found holier than thou look at life is i can ring them very early sat morning just to see how they are doing

sooooo iiifff they have a hangover they get woken with a thumping head ache ha ha :wah: its all self inflicted i have no sympathy ha ha

but today they must of all gotten wise to me and turned their phones off last night

I'd like to point out this is a very selfish thing to do as there could be an emergency and someone could need to get hold of them

so if you are one of those people i annoy please put your phone back on you inconsiderate butt wipes

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:58 am

Pinky wrote: People always seem to turn up at dinner time, wonder why?

Just let them see your nose drip into your wok and this may not happen again :sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:11 am

Pinky wrote: That would work a treat if you're having anything with apple sauce:D
It's only recently that I discovered the "secret ingredient" that makes my Moms stew taste so good

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:15 am

Pinky wrote: People always seem to turn up at dinner time, wonder why?

that could mean that your a good cook

or that your mixing with too many free loaders

or there is a genuine shortage of bats eyes tongue of newt st johns wart and frogs etc in your area :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:17 am

thinking of it and this frog takes the risk of being turned into a prince just for asking a witch this what do you put in your spells ?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:50 am

Pinky wrote: To turn you into a Prince? I'd just give you a mirror sweetie.

Awwwwww

That was a really nice compliment for you, Jimbo, from our lovely Pinky :-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:52 am

Hamster wrote: Um..er..I know its not random but....

OM can you delete some PM's?????

:wah: :wah:

Sorry, Hammy. Will get right on it.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:26 pm

I wish Floopy loved herself as much as we love her

:-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:28 pm

Self-love is damn hard.

We are all works in progress :-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:32 pm

Pinky wrote: I'd have to say, I like myself most of the time, but I dunno if I love myself..

I'm not bigheaded am I? I hope not...:-3

Nah Pinkster

You're just right :-4

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:39 pm

There's a whale of a big difference between conceit and self-love. Conceit is the first stage. The beginner's course towards self-love. Self-love is only acquired with true compassion, a compassion with love enough for yourself and the world around you.:-4

There's a lot of it in FG.:-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:48 pm

Pinky wrote: Wow, wonderfully put mate!:-6

*Bows* Thank you.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:52 pm

Pinky wrote: IOn the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist

Pinkster

Your list of accomplishments never ends

:-4

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:53 pm

Pinky wrote: I got a call from my mate Naomi earler (I stayed at hers last night). She wanted to know why there was a broken pummice stone in the bath...it all came back to me. I overbalanced trying to sit on the toilet and fell in the bath arse first - onto her pumice stone:-3

On the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl My sons Robodog got off very lightly then!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:02 pm

Pinky wrote: There are bits that I don't want to accept...I want to change them for the better instead.

You can't change them until you accept them.

I like ogling women. I've accepted it.

Hmmm. Some things never change.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:09 pm

I am off work on Monday. NEXT Monday too.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:14 pm

Oh, I am off this Monday too. I take a school holiday whenever they dish it out.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:31 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh lucky you as well Chonsi!

I still can't believe I broke a pumice stone with my bum, lol!:D

Nor me. That's one helluva clench you've got.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:33 pm

Velcro is a real rip-off

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:35 pm

OpenMind wrote: Nor me. That's one helluva clench you've got.

You should see her cracking walnuts

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:36 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Just let them see your nose drip into your wok and this may not happen again :sneaky:
Heeeeeeee, you got a warped mind! Just kidding. I used to work on a railroad and I saw the cooks sweating and smoking in the kitchen car. but people paid high prices to eat on the diner. If they went into the kitchen they proably would buy a sandwich from the news butch.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:43 pm

Hamster wrote: I have only seen them through your clothes

Hammy. You have x-ray vision?!!

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:50 pm

Pinky wrote: I got a call from my mate Naomi earler (I stayed at hers last night). She wanted to know why there was a broken pummice stone in the bath...it all came back to me. I overbalanced trying to sit on the toilet and fell in the bath arse first - onto her pumice stone:-3

On the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist
Why is pumice stone in your bath?