who says americans aint funny

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 am

i was coming back to England after going to the u s to see my daughter for the first time in 10 long years since she had been taken away by her mother I'd not had a letter phone call nothing for 10 years i managed to spend a few precious days with her and it had gone well

as you can imagine when it had been time to leave her we both cried a lot it hurt ... a real lot .. after a sleepless night alone in my hotel room my daughter went back to her home about 6 the evening before I'd shed many a tear , tears of joy i was back in her life she liked me from tears of despair for all the missing years to the bitter sting of I'm going and don't know when I'll see her again i cried em all sometimes all three at once

any i had to get to new haven and i called a cab when the guy got there i had such a lump in my throat i could hardly mutter new haven

the cab driver could see i was in a mess so he just suddenly started talking

i was thinking please your a nice guy but for f**ks sake shut up

after a couple of minutes of him asking a question and my just sayin yep or no

he just says your from England right me yup him do you have viagra in England me yup but i dont need it

now for this to be funny you have to imagine a huge gravel voiced guy with a massive unlit cigar in his mouth with a new york kinda American accent

him i just broke up with my old lady ,the sex was awful i could not get it up i don't know about you but a 50 year old woman naked scares the hell out of me, now I've been a 33 year old not a problem so i figure its nothing to do with my sexual appetite that's god damn fine its what the hell that was on the the goddam fu**ing menu thats what the problem is

i sat for a second trying to take in what he was saying then i just roared with laughter now who says Americans aint funny i was still laughing about it as i sat on the plane yup i did get some strange looks

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:41 am

this of course is by no means my personal view and before i get bashed by the bra burning , hairy legged ,you know the the ones that look like they have zz top in a headlock brigade

i'd just like to say that the thought of a 50 year old man naked scares me more :wah: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:26 am

jimbo wrote: i'd just like to say that the thought of a 50 year old man naked scares me more :wah: :wah:

My hubby is over 50, overweight and balding

And I still *love* to see him naked

Either I'm in love

or something is terribly wrong with me

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:33 am

quite right too he sounds like he is the perfect specimen of man hood to me

every red blooded woman should have at least one or two :wah: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:34 am

jimbo wrote: quite right too he sounds like he is the perfect specimen of man hood to me

I guess that's the great thing about love, isn't it? :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:10 am

jimbo wrote: i was coming back to England after going to the u s to see my daughter for the first time in 10 long years since she had been taken away by her mother I'd not had a letter phone call nothing for 10 years i managed to spend a few precious days with her and it had gone well

as you can imagine when it had been time to leave her we both cried a lot it hurt ... a real lot .. after a sleepless night alone in my hotel room my daughter went back to her home about 6 the evening before I'd shed many a tear , tears of joy i was back in her life she liked me from tears of despair for all the missing years to the bitter sting of I'm going and don't know when I'll see her again i cried em all sometimes all three at once

any i had to get to new haven and i called a cab when the guy got there i had such a lump in my throat i could hardly mutter new haven

the cab driver could see i was in a mess so he just suddenly started talking

i was thinking please your a nice guy but for f**ks sake shut up

after a couple of minutes of him asking a question and my just sayin yep or no

he just says your from England right me yup him do you have viagra in England me yup but i dont need it

now for this to be funny you have to imagine a huge gravel voiced guy with a massive unlit cigar in his mouth with a new york kinda American accent

him i just broke up with my old lady ,the sex was awful i could not get it up i don't know about you but a 50 year old woman naked scares the hell out of me, now I've been a 33 year old not a problem so i figure its nothing to do with my sexual appetite that's god damn fine its what the hell that was on the the goddam fu**ing menu thats what the problem is

i sat for a second trying to take in what he was saying then i just roared with laughter now who says Americans aint funny i was still laughing about it as i sat on the plane yup i did get some strange looks

Life ! Its a rollercoaster but it sure is nice to be on the ride.

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:17 am

don't you just love it when random strangers clue you in on their sex lives. *sigh*