That's Life

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:01 am

Two former employees of the Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the 'talking ape', foled a $1m lawsuit claiming that they were ordered to bond with the aninal by displaying their breasts.

The claimed wrongful termination of their contracts after they reported health and safety violations. They were told by the manager, that exposing their breasts to KoKo was a normal part of developing a personal bond with the gorilla.

A French dog was said to be electrocuted and its owner treated for shock after it urinated on a lampost which had a loose power cable. News agencies reported how the Argentinian mastiff known as Pako was being walked in Paris when the accident occured.:-2

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:24 am

who would bother to expose their boobs to an animal? don't get too close, they could be ripped off! OMG. :yh_beatup what next!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:31 pm

Paula wrote: who would bother to expose their boobs to an animal? don't get too close, they could be ripped off! OMG. :yh_beatup what next! Women do it for me every day:D

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:48 pm

Paula wrote: who would bother to expose their boobs to an animal? don't get too close, they could be ripped off! OMG. :yh_beatup what next!
Gorilla's, no no no, Wulf's, yes yes yes

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:44 pm

For some reason I find the OP hilarious with the Captains current avatar giving to green thumbs up. He takes on look rather like

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:38 pm

Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo has a novel way of dealing with elephant dung. The project manager has built an elephant-sized toilet and is potty-training the animals. A five-year-old names Diew has already mastered the procedure and even flushes after use. Once all the elephants are trained, the zoo hopes to open its Elephant Loo to the public:-2

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:46 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo has a novel way of dealing with elephant dung. The project manager has built an elephant-sized toilet and is potty-training the animals. A five-year-old names Diew has already mastered the procedure and even flushes after use. Once all the elephants are trained, the zoo hopes to open its Elephant Loo to the public:-2
Wouldn't a human using the elephant loo, tend to fall in?????? :-3