Men

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:43 pm

My step mom sent this to me. How funny!

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

And the personal favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face

and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:44 pm

Number 4 is my absolute favorite!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:39 pm

DGal

Thanks for my afternoon laugh

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:20 pm

Those are fantastic!!! Whenever I would get aggravated at Bullet, I would shake my head and mutter, "MEN...you can't shoot 'em, and they just don't fit in the microwave..."

Good stuff there, DG!!! :yh_clap

venus · Post by **venus** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:31 pm

hardee har har..

love em...

ahh don't worry guys lm sure one of you is out there right now looking for the female version of them..

but you've got to admit they are damn funny!!!:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:09 am

:yh_giggle I like #1 .....