Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton
Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.
Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to
which Beckham replies, "£5,000?
Done! I bet that he doesn't". So they shake hands on the bet and continue
watching. Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud
thud.
Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
refuses. "I can't take your money, David," she says "The truth is I was
cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."
"No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I
was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just
didn't think he would do it again."
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posh and becks
Have heard this one before..but still very funny!! 
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ice maiden wrote: Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton
Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.
Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to
which Beckham replies, "£5,000?
Done! I bet that he doesn't". So they shake hands on the bet and continue
watching. Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud
thud.
Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
refuses. "I can't take your money, David," she says "The truth is I was
cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."
"No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I
was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just
didn't think he would do it again."
hah! So, I don't know much about Beckham - is he considered dense?
o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton
Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.
Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to
which Beckham replies, "£5,000?
Done! I bet that he doesn't". So they shake hands on the bet and continue
watching. Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud
thud.
Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
refuses. "I can't take your money, David," she says "The truth is I was
cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."
"No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I
was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just
didn't think he would do it again."
hah! So, I don't know much about Beckham - is he considered dense?
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