Koochi's Krakups
Koochi's Krakups
Keep it going, Koo...really amusing :wah:
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
Koochi's Krakups
koochikoo wrote: Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches....blahblahblah
This joke amuses me to no foreseeable end. :wah:
This joke amuses me to no foreseeable end. :wah:
Koochi's Krakups
Ten Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
And......cucumbers dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
And......cucumbers dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
I AM AWESOME MAN