A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to eachother on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He
explains how the game works. . .
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me,
and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get
some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer. . ."What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at
her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. He taps into the "Ask Anything" with his modem and
searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he
sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to
sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going
nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes
the blonde and asks. "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
back to sleep.
A blonde joke 'specially for Valerie
A blonde joke 'specially for Valerie
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
A blonde joke 'specially for Valerie
BabyRider wrote: A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to eachother on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He
explains how the game works. . .
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me,
and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get
some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer. . ."What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at
her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. He taps into the "Ask Anything" with his modem and
searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he
sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to
sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going
nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes
the blonde and asks. "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
back to sleep.
:D
Just shows ta go ya, all dumbs are NOT blond!!
;)
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He
explains how the game works. . .
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me,
and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get
some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer. . ."What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at
her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. He taps into the "Ask Anything" with his modem and
searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he
sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to
sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going
nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes
the blonde and asks. "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
back to sleep.
:D
Just shows ta go ya, all dumbs are NOT blond!!
;)