Excruciating puns

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:18 pm

*groan*.....Kram should be along any minute now. :rolleyes:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:21 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: I once new a lawyer who moonlighted as a bartender

He used to serve subpoena coladas

These are cringingly awful ~ which makes them even more hilarious! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:23 pm

Ooh Ooh! With St Paddy's Day around the corner, you'll have to take care the forum police don't say...............

Irish Stew in the Name of the Law!!! :wah:

*Groan* Sorry...it had to be said.........

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:26 pm

oh good god ...make them stop!!! this must be against the geneva convention!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:47 am

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think reading this thread has driven me to

drink

banging my head against the nearest wall

going off to explore my inner child

penning a limerick, learned but lascivious

rolling round the floor with the screaming heebie jeebies

all of the above

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:23 am

:p :rolleyes: :p

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:58 am

When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood.

Ã¢â‚¬Å“A garbage man digging through the trash says - Man, am I down in the dumps today.Ã¢â‚¬

Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:25 am

Ahhhhhhhhhh Bez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin....

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:43 pm

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.":sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:24 pm

I had been doing some work on the house and had a lot of stuff to throw out. I phoned a local company and said "I'd like to have a skip outside my house"

He said "Well I'm not stopping you"

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:06 pm

mrsK wrote: I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast.

He had a one track mind.:-6

has his mind ever jumped the track?

Hick · Post by **Hick** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:25 pm

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted.