I'm going to break the law!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:27 pm

I'm a goody two shoes, so I'm gonna break the law!!

I've decided that I'll

1. Give my son and daughter unusual haircuts.

2. Milk my neighbors cow.

3. Sunday I'll go to Houston and sell some Lumbargercheese.

http://www.floydpinkerton.net/fun/laws.html

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:32 pm

Sheryl wrote: I'm a goody two shoes, so I'm gonna break the law!!

I've decided that I'll

1. Give my son and daughter unusual haircuts.

2. Milk my neighbors cow.

3. Sunday I'll go to Houston and sell some Lumbargercheese.

http://www.floydpinkerton.net/fun/laws.html

AHAHAHAHA I AM GOING TO FEED MY MOOSE ALCOHOL, YA SEE THAT LC AHAHAHAHA SO ARREST ME

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:38 pm

Okay, I'm game. I've been too law abiding also. So............

1) I will go into Cleveland wearing patent leather shoes.

2) I shall visit Columbus on a Sunday and ask to purchase Cornflakes

and 3) go to Strongsville in search of the book Catch-22.

Attached files

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:39 pm

Oregon

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., clothing that covers one's body from neck to knee.

In Hood River, it is illegal to juggle without a license.

In Marion county, ministers are forbidden from eating onions or garlic before giving a sermon.

As of January 1, 2000 all 5 bedroom homes will be evacuated and searched by police for drug substances every 2 months.

If caught in possession of Marijuana during the month of February, you will be assigned to two thousand hours of community service.

It is illegal to be seen in public with the number 69 on an article of clothing.

Uhhh....'scuse me????

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:47 pm

minks wrote: AHAHAHAHA I AM GOING TO FEED MY MOOSE ALCOHOL, YA SEE THAT LC AHAHAHAHA SO ARREST ME

Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

Are you breaking that law?? :wah:

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada/

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:44 pm

Absinthe, anyone???

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:27 pm

that can't be right.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:40 am

Sheryl wrote: I'm a goody two shoes, so I'm gonna break the law!!

I've decided that I'll

1. Give my son and daughter unusual haircuts.

2. Milk my neighbors cow.

3. Sunday I'll go to Houston and sell some Lumbargercheese.

http://www.floydpinkerton.net/fun/laws.html

Troublemaker !

Your such an outlaw.

Always trying to stir up the pot.........

Your a huckster a shuckster a hooligan..........

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:44 am

minks wrote: AHAHAHAHA I AM GOING TO FEED MY MOOSE ALCOHOL, YA SEE THAT LC AHAHAHAHA SO ARREST MEdrunken mooses (meece?) are a big problem in sweden, i hope the authorities get you! (like some big handsome mountie:D )

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:35 am

I'll have you all know that I wouldn't even consider breaking the law, in anyway, I'm an upstanding citizen I'll have u know.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:25 am

At least the laws in my home state make sense:

Louisiana

In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.

It is considered simple assault to bite someone in New Orleans, but it is aggravated assault if the biter has false teeth.

It is against the law to gargle in public.

:-2

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chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:36 am

Wow is that for real AC??!!

Sheesh and I thought some of the laws that we had over here were somewhat wierd!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:51 am

omg! hilarious! i love these...if i'm in St. Louis and i burn up because I'm wearing a nightgown and nobody will save me...i'm going to be ticked!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:59 am

--In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....:-2

But...any other way is ok???:D