When I'm an Old Lady

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:19 am

WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness... just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,

And I'll bounce on the furniture, wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets an oh, how they'll shout!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,

I'll get into the sugar and bleach.

Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,

I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,

I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,

And when they get angry... I'll run .... if I'm able!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,

I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks and throw one away,

And play in the mud until the end of the day!

When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,

I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,

And say with a groan,

"She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:25 am

Now that makes me want kids of my own. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:00 am

Accountable wrote: Now that makes me want kids of my own. :wah:

I can rent ya mine tee hee hee

Peg that was cute to read first thing this morning thanks

That is so what I plan to do when I am old .... hehehehe Jr Minks claims she is living with me til she is 50 (I wonder if she was thinking that last night when we were feuding hmmmm) hehehehehe

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:50 am

Peg, this was great! :wah:

ahahaha....they say pay back is a son of a...........

Mookey1229 · Post by **Mookey1229** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:55 am

I gotta hang that one on my fridge for the kids to read :wah:

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:34 pm

Thats great, I think I'll print it and put it on my fridge too.:wah: