A Psychiatrist's Christmas carols...

[valerie]

***PSYCHIATRISTS' CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR EVERY DIAGNOSIS



Schizoprenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are



Dementia --- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas



Narcissistic --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me



Manic --- Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.........



Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me



Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire



Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why



Obessive Complusive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells



ADHD -- Hark the herald angels sing ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little town of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter wonderland one foggy Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don't want to switch to Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.

[nvalleyvee]

You are always good for a laugh Val....thanks........:wah: I will be sending that to others.