First Time in Church

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polycarp
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First Time in Church

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=9736

Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church for the first time.

After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny's voice was suddenly heard, loudly singing: "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you..."
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