If you were president....

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:49 pm

Nomad wrote: Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !

Hey, Lilac...you did get that large order of extra strength Ex-Lax you requested, right? :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:51 pm

LilacDragon wrote: That is great, but I am still not wearing the short skirt.

Yea ok thats fine !

Do you do cakes ?

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:53 pm

BabyRider wrote: Hey, Lilac...you did get that large order of extra strength Ex-Lax you requested, right? :sneaky:

If I did that, then I would have no more friends and I would be alone!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:53 pm

Nomad wrote: Yea ok thats fine !

Do you do cakes ?

OK - who is our Supreme Court? We need laws.... :-5 :wah:

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:54 pm

Nomad wrote: Yea ok thats fine !

Do you do cakes ?

Would that be making them or jumping out of them?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:56 pm

Walleye I think youve got your hands full saving trees and porpoises.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:58 pm

LilacDragon wrote: Would that be making them or jumping out of them?

Either way works for me. If your feeling extra zippy you could make it and jump out of it. :-6

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:01 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: You can have my vote but not my money. The EPA does take major contributions though.
You can have my vote and I'll send the EPA a chicken.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:01 pm

Nomad wrote: Walleye I think youve got your hands full saving trees and porpoises.

I was asking for volunteers to reel you in Nomad...:wah: :-4 I love my endangered weeds.

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:02 pm

Nomad wrote: Either way works for me. If your feeling extra zippy you could make it and jump out of it. :-6

I have one thing to say about that: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:02 pm

Clint wrote: You can have my vote and I'll send the EPA a chicken.

Chicken - yes .... Rooster - no

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:08 pm

I nominate BTS for head of "Homeland Political Correctness" :rolleyes:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:11 pm

jasmund wrote: O.k we have had enough which of you will be our new president !

-Here in the garden in our own world here are the positons available, if you want to run for them first you have to be nominated , then elected, so tell us what you will do for us

-Sec. Of Defense-Far Rider and Lady Cop

-Sec of Tres. Abbey(thanks for the encouragement)

-White house affairs-Baby Rider - you go girl jaz the place with your taste

etc you get the idea.

-Lets have fun

Jasmund

I hereby proclaim myself to be Sec. of State for Life.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:15 pm

Lon wrote: I hereby proclaim myself to be Sec. of State for Life.

Hail to the self proclaimed Sec. of State for Life!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:28 pm

Lon wrote: I hereby proclaim myself to be Sec. of State for Life.
Has Homeland Political Correctness approved this proclamation?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:33 pm

Clint wrote: Has Homeland Political Correctness approved this proclamation?

The military junta to which I previously belonged will insure the correctness of my proclamation.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:40 pm

Lon wrote: The military junta to which I previously belonged will insure the correctness of my proclamation.
Very well then, carry on.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:42 pm

Attention Nomad

I would like to say I am very impressed with the superman campaign and getting out their for votes, however, I really like Baby Riders"You cant buy my loalty schmuck"

so if every one is in agreement I think we should here it for Baby Rider and Nomad for the running of President Of the United States!!!!

Nomad you can still use the black mail thing if you win ok, it just goes with the job.

:sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:49 pm

but...but...can i still be sec. of defense and run the war room?? get to fire the missles? push red buttons? ....think of me as buck turgidson in "dr. strangelove".

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:51 pm

-Obviously I could never run for any office because of hidden secret of licking the cheese off of Doritos and throwing them away.

-But, Baby Rider I want to be the one who interviews your bodyguards ok!!!!!!!!

That could take awhile.:sneaky:

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:54 pm

Lady Cop It's up to the others on your position, good luck,

You only get a grenade launcher if you win , Ok, that was the deal, so put it down, and stop playing with all the nuclar stuff to.

-Ah, hum, I saw that, put it back!!!!!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:56 pm

I anxiously await my first assignment from the President after the coup.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:56 pm

a lousy grenade launcher??? i need ICBMs....geeze

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:58 pm

[quote=jasmund-But, Baby Rider I want to be the one who interviews your bodyguards ok!!!!!!!!

That could take awhile.:sneaky:

I have a list of guys for you to start with, Jas.

Actually, I'd make a lousy Pres. But some position that requires being surrounded by large, tough muscular men would make me very happy!!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:59 pm

jasmund wrote: -Obviously I could never run for any office because of hidden secret of licking the cheese off of Doritos and throwing them away.

-But, Baby Rider I want to be the one who interviews your bodyguards ok!!!!!!!!

That could take awhile.:sneaky:
Sounds like jasmund is a candidate for a Supreme Court appointment.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:01 pm

BabyRider wrote: But some position that requires being surrounded by large, tough muscular men would make me very happy!!slut

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:03 pm

lady cop wrote: a lousy grenade launcher??? i need ICBMs....geeze
Sheeesh...I suppose you want a Jeep too.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:05 pm

-OMG!!!!! LC that was a laugh that made me snort:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_brokeh

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:05 pm

When's payday?

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:09 pm

LC you get me Vin Diesel to interview and you can have any type of equipment that you feel is necessary to do the job, along with a very flexible budget!!

-Just slip me some serious campaign money so Vin and I can take a looooong trip.:yh_star

Wait I want to hold the key for the nucular missels though ok and Clint gets to hold the second one.

-Temptation could cloud my judgement.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:10 pm

lady cop wrote: slut

I yam what I yam.

But I can't be bought, dammit!!!! :wah:

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:24 pm

Lon wrote: When's payday?
Just take it out of your campaign funds.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:24 pm

jasmund wrote:

LC you get me Vin Diesel to interview and you can have any type of equipment that you feel is necessary to do the job, along with a very flexible budget!!if i knew who the f**k he was i'd go cuff him up for you. and i want an A-bomb. and a jeep .

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:27 pm

lady cop wrote: if i knew who the f**k he was i'd go cuff him up for you. and i want an A-bomb. and a jeep .
Look at this!!! Where's the President. We have a crisis here and the President is golfing or something.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm

Oh well. There's only so much an ambassador can do. I'm going to bed. Not enough bribes to make it worthwile today.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:11 am

LC- A-bomb? Play nice :p

As for Baby Rider, I am getting the feeling she is to honest to be president.

Nomad propbably couldnt find any dirt on her.

Ok, today ANYONE wants to run for prez. make your pitch.

etc. Tell what you will do for us, this includes other positions as well, and we will give Far the job of deciding who gets what.

-That choice is tooooooooo stressful for this little brain:wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:12 am

BabyRider wrote: Actually, I'd make a lousy Pres. But some position that requires being surrounded by large, tough muscular men would make me very happy!!
Grand Marshall of the Gay Parade? :-2

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:53 am

Capn Buzzard for Secretary of Foreign Affairs.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:55 am

Oooh this sounds like fun. Can I pretty please be given a interesting job in this new cabinet?? Preferably one though that doesn't involve cleaning the toilets!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:00 am

jasmund wrote: LC- A-bomb? Play nice well a few ICBMs?? if i can't have toys i shall run for pres. ....a vote for LC is a vote for islands and margaritas!! :-6 leave the bitter cold behind, come to my tropical presidential banana republic hideout!!:-6

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:15 am

So LC, do you plan to use the ICBMs to make islands out of all the continents, and use global warming to make the new islands tropical?

I'm in!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:17 am

Accountable wrote: So LC, do you plan to use the ICBMs to make islands out of all the continents, and use global warming to make the new islands tropical?

I'm in!ACC i want you for presidential advisor, right-hand man and security! :guitarist

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:23 am

*Hitches britches, tightens the knot on twine belt, inserts fresh hay straw between teeth*

Yew betcha, ma'am!

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:27 am

Clint wrote: I second the nomination.

Cars... PM me for the address to send the endorsement money.

Endorsement money sent!!! Oh oops, sorry, you said to send PM. :rolleyes:

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:05 am

If I were the president, first thing I would do is get us the hell out of Iraq, and let them fend for themselves. If "they" really want freedom that much let "them" fight for it! Then I would use those "BILLIONS" of USA dollars being waisted there, on taking care of our own here in the USA. Starting with victums of IVAN, JEANNE, FRANCES, & of course this year KATRINA. I would make sure that no one here in America went hungry even for a day!!! I would enforce the laws to protect the mass majority, and make it so that if you want to live here you have to speak & wright English! I would ensure the Women's right to choose, forever. I would not stop untill we found Osama, & gave him his just reward! I could go on & on, but then again, I'm not the president, so. . . . .!! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:13 am

*clearing throat*

I would like whoever gets the Prez position to nominate me Secretary of the Interior-would love to be in charge of the forests, the BIA, etc.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:15 am

cars wrote: If I were the president, [...], and make it so that if you want to live here you have to speak & wright English![...]
:yh_rotfl I'm sorry, but that's funny!

Agree with most of your post, but beware the Law of Unintended Consequences when making sure nobody goes hungry, etc. That's how our welfare state started.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:16 am

chonsigirl wrote: *clearing throat*

I would like whoever gets the Prez position to nominate me Secretary of the Interior-would love to be in charge of the forests, the BIA, etc.
Would you allow drilling in Anwar?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:22 am

I havent a clue what sec of tres is

Can i be the foreign secretary, i look good in heels

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:28 am

abbey wrote: I havent a clue what sec of tres is

Can i be the foreign secretary, i look good in heels
Secretary of Treasury is like the club treasurer, except that there's no real bank account and the budget is measured in trillions. Piece of cake! :-6