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The cat has a really hairy ass. When she goes #2 usually she walks around with poop stuck to her behind until my wife cleans it. Sometimes its crusty little balls other times its fresh and sticky.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
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Nomad;1360040 wrote: The cat has a really hairy ass. When she goes #2 usually she walks around with poop stuck to her behind until my wife cleans it. Sometimes its crusty little balls other times its fresh and sticky.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
Having had several cats, none of them suffered from that problem - I would have been upset as well.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
Having had several cats, none of them suffered from that problem - I would have been upset as well.
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I'm with your wife, but I would have reacted the same as you did if I didn't want her to like the cat.
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Nomad;1360040 wrote: The cat has a really hairy ass. When she goes #2 usually she walks around with poop stuck to her behind until my wife cleans it. Sometimes its crusty little balls other times its fresh and sticky.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
I've had my share of cats, long and short hair and that has never happened to me.
that would really gross me out.
seems like you should be shaving the cats hairy butt.
The cat was sitting on the floor next to me and I noticed what I thought was a fuzz ball next to her so I picked it up. It wasnt fuzz at all. It was more poop. The sticky kind. Grossed me out, thats normal right? My wife thinks my reaction was overboard and that its not that big of a deal.
You see what I have to deal with here?
Let her have it.
I've had my share of cats, long and short hair and that has never happened to me.
that would really gross me out.
seems like you should be shaving the cats hairy butt.
Life is just to short for drama.
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EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!
Shave the cat's butt and keep it that way!
Shave the cat's butt and keep it that way!
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Accountable;1360046 wrote: EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!
Shave the cat's butt and keep it that way!
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Shave the cat's butt and keep it that way!
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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How old is the cat ??? most cats would go nut it they didn't get everything off their backside and would clean it. I'm with ACC "Shave the cat's butt and keep it that way!"
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OMG Nomad - I can't believe your discussing this...!!! seriously
I don't have animals for this exact reason .. No messy trail thru the house.. and mess elsewhere - just can't.
My vote for you Nomad..
Are you sleeping on the sofa tonight..?
Patsy
I don't have animals for this exact reason .. No messy trail thru the house.. and mess elsewhere - just can't.
My vote for you Nomad..
Are you sleeping on the sofa tonight..?
Patsy
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Wouldn't a carefully placed cork sort out the problem ?
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Our friend's dog sometimes has the problem you stated. But he doesn't have the same problem you have, since the dog knows enough to drag his butt across the carpet on the floor!! Eeek!!!
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Get a dog. They love eating poop.
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flopstock;1360100 wrote: Get a dog. They love eating poop.
glad I don't have a dog.
glad I don't have a dog.
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Buy a clipper just for the cat's butt. Not only do you want the hair shorter you want to make sure it's trimmed with something you'll never unwittingly use on yourself.
That being said, I'm so deeply sorry that your flesh came into contact with something so disturbingly unclean. I imagine you'll be compulsively washing your hands for the next week. Be strong. Pre-soak your hands in bowl of dish soap then have an hour long shower and weep, letting the water wash your horror down the drain.
That being said, I'm so deeply sorry that your flesh came into contact with something so disturbingly unclean. I imagine you'll be compulsively washing your hands for the next week. Be strong. Pre-soak your hands in bowl of dish soap then have an hour long shower and weep, letting the water wash your horror down the drain.
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flopstock;1360100 wrote: Get a dog. They love eating poop.
Palinism?
Palinism?
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along-for-the-ride;1360134 wrote:
he never said he was sorry!:wah:
he never said he was sorry!:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.