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pointedroof
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Punctuation

Post by pointedroof »

Punctuation



An English professor wrote the words :

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

Are you ready for this...........?

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful.

:-3
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along-for-the-ride
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Your thread made me think of this song:

YouTube - tammy wynette stand by your man



;)

Here's another punctuation interpretation:

Dear John:



I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours? Gloria





DEAR JOHN LETTER TWO:



Dear John:



I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria
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M.A.S
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Post by M.A.S »

hehehe :wah:

punctuation are really powerful even in other languages as well..

it's kinda strange how small things can change the meaning of something ..:-3
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