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hoppy
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Medical alert

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Emergency Medical Alert

Be wary of this infection and try to prevent the spread of this horrible

Disease!



This is very important. We need to stop the spread of this disease.



Information on Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent

Strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's

Pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving

Putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008,

But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are

Starting to realize how destructive this illness is!

Studies have shown that Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug

Called Votemout.

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't

Engage in such behavior again. The disease could become permanent and

Eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already using Votemout. Virginia , New Jersey and

Massachusetts are already seeing great results.
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