George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When
he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a
million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next
Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally
George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When
Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil
smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country
has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
$5.00 call
$5.00 call
lol....I liked the part where Bush went to Hell!:wah:
But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."
But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."
$5.00 call
Saint_;1303844 wrote: lol....I liked the part where Bush went to Hell!:wah:
But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."
Nah. It reads right the way it is.
But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."
Nah. It reads right the way it is.