What have you been called?..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:01 pm

I thought of this thread after my husband was called a ' Carp Oik' today. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:12 pm

If I told you what I'd been called by a nasty little 'hoodie' and his pal when I politely told them to be careful (they nearly walked into me!), and truly I was polite, I would have my post deleted! They were correct with one part of their reply to me ............

.................... my gender! :rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:17 pm

G#Gill;1298926 wrote: If I told you what I'd been called by a nasty little 'hoodie' and his pal when I politely told them to be careful (they nearly walked into me!), and truly I was polite, I would have my post deleted! They were correct with one part of their reply to me ............

.................... my gender! :rolleyes: :wah: yep... I've had a few of those encouters. I always say to them... ' You can say It, but If you can spell It, I won't hit you' :wah: In jest of course !!!:sneaky::sneaky:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:20 pm

As a wee snot all I was ever called was my front name. Dad called me "butch". People that knew my gramps called me "Louie", his name. When I started school, at a catholic school, teach was going up and down the isles asking each of us our middle names. Never having heard mine I said "Butch". That earned me a slap on the head, first of many, and orders to find out and tell the class the next day.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:22 pm

hoppy;1298933 wrote: As a wee snot all I was ever called was my front name. Dad called me "butch". People that knew my gramps called me "Louie", his name. When I started school, at a catholic school, teach was going up and down the isles asking each of us our middle names. Never having heard mine I said "Butch". That earned me a slap on the head, first of many, and orders to find out and tell the class the next day.
Awwww how cruel :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

My Father called me 'Ducks' when he was pleased with me. When Dis-pleased with me, he called me 'Young Lady'.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:28 pm

I was known as Bush due to my unkempt locks.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:30 pm

Bruv;1298940 wrote: I was known as Bush due to my unkempt locks.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:20 pm

I was four years old. I would smile and laugh, but sometimes I pouted. My aunt, who was a teenager at the time, gave me this nickname.

Picklepuss

:o

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:25 pm

along-for-the-ride;1299037 wrote: I was four years old. I would smile and laugh, but sometimes I pouted. My aunt, who was a teenager at the time, gave me this nickname.

Picklepuss

:o Awwwwwwwwww So cute :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:41 pm

A sumbitch

A bug

An insignificant blip

Im breathing air some one else could be breathing

Various rodent droppings

Conversation would be more interesting with me if I were a rock

Id rather spend a day watching grass grow than have to talk to you

Why dont you lay down in the road during rush hour and make your self useful by filling potholes

Id rather be trampled by an elephant than have to sit next to you on the bus

Steev · Post by **Steev** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:44 pm

Re - name calling:

You know how some guys consider themselves a 'leg man' while others a 'breast man'?

Well, personally, I'm think I am an 'ass man'.

I think that I must be cuz, the other day I was walkin down the street & this guy hollered at me, "Hey, you're an ass, man!"

Author unknown

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:53 pm

Steev;1299046 wrote: Re - name calling:

You know how some guys consider themselves a 'leg man' while others a 'breast man'?

Well, personally, I'm think I am an 'ass man'.

I think that I must be cuz, the other day I was walkin down the street & this guy hollered at me, "Hey, you're an ass, man!"

Author unknown

Love It :wah:

To my close family and friends, I'm , Jules

My husband refers to me as 'His Little Rottweiler'.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:54 pm

Nomad;1299045 wrote: A sumbitch

A bug

An insignificant blip

Im breathing air some one else could be breathing

Various rodent droppings

Conversation would be more interesting with me if I were a rock

Id rather spend a day watching grass grow than have to talk to you

Why dont you lay down in the road during rush hour and make your self useful by filling potholes

Id rather be trampled by an elephant than have to sit next to you on the bus

None of that Is so bad as being called an Imperialist by Spot.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:54 pm

oscar;1299049 wrote: None of that Is so bad as being called an Imperialist by Spot.

I know. That one stung.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:00 pm

Nomad;1299050 wrote: I know. That one stung.
Could have been worse... He called me a miserable wretch.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:03 pm

oscar;1299052 wrote: Could have been worse... He called me a miserable wretch.

Let us pray for him.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:05 pm

Nomad;1299054 wrote: Let us pray for him.
Never

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:14 pm

oscar;1299055 wrote: Never

Well you pray he contracts a terrible skin rash and Ill pray for his soul.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:24 pm

Nomad;1299058 wrote: Well you pray he contracts a terrible skin rash and Ill pray for his soul.

I'll pray that the fleas from a thousand camals Infest his crotch and his arms are too short to scratch.

I shall also pray that George Bush recieves the Humanitarian award Of the Century for his fine work In Foriegn policy.

Galbally once called me 'A Queen loving, Tea drinking nob head.

GMC called me a Daily mail reader.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:52 pm

GMC called me a Daily mail reader.

Is he banned now?

That is beyond shocking.

Boy has got some nerve!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:25 pm

Nomad;1299062 wrote: Is he banned now?

That is beyond shocking.

Boy has got some nerve!
It's Understandable, he's from Scotland. Or as the English call It... 'Care In the Community.'

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:08 pm

Everything from bitch to a ****ing stubborn bitch...bring it on & you will get it ten fold...I can hold a grudge but usually get bored with it but don't rub it in my face or it ain't gonna be a nice fight:wah:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:06 am

hoppy;1298933 wrote: As a wee snot all I was ever called was my front name. Dad called me "butch". People that knew my gramps called me "Louie", his name. When I started school, at a catholic school, teach was going up and down the isles asking each of us our middle names. Never having heard mine I said "Butch". That earned me a slap on the head, first of many, and orders to find out and tell the class the next day.

Funny words change in meaning. Now someone called butch is a lesbian. Butch cassidy and the sundance kid now sounds like the title of a porn movie.

posted by nomad

Is he banned now?

That is beyond shocking.

Boy has got some nerve!

Still here but when talking to a daily mail reader you have to use short sentences and very simple words as their attention span and vocabulary are very limited.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:25 am

qsducks;1299115 wrote: Everything from bitch to a ****ing stubborn bitch...bring it on & you will get it ten fold...I can hold a grudge but usually get bored with it but don't rub it in my face or it ain't gonna be a nice fight:wah:

HEY BUDDY

:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:15 am

Most commonly "cold hearted bitch" to which I usually correct that I'm a "****ing cold hearted bitch," thank you very much.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:35 am

koan;1299240 wrote: Most commonly "cold hearted bitch" to which I usually correct that I'm a "****ing cold hearted bitch," thank you very much.

I must remember that one :wah:

I had the occassion many years ago to use Sir Winston Churchills saying.

When I was accussed of being drunk, I said 'Yes and your ugly... However, In the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:39 am

koan;1299240 wrote: Most commonly "cold hearted bitch" to which I usually correct that I'm a "****ing cold hearted bitch," thank you very much.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Hey, Koan, I don't think we all think that Mrs! People that say that just don't understand how you tick ! (neither do I some of the time, shhhhhhh ). It's just you say things in a straight forward manner, and don't flower things up or beat about the bush! Some people may interpret that as being cold hearted, when it is not. :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:16 pm

Joannie baloney!:yh_rotfl