A Little Poem About Computer Spell Checkers

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Rapunzel
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A Little Poem About Computer Spell Checkers

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Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.
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A Little Poem About Computer Spell Checkers

Post by hoppy »

Good post. thanks.
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A Little Poem About Computer Spell Checkers

Post by G#Gill »

Oh, very good Rap! But seriously I never use the spell checker, as I believe it's American, and we all know that spelling is different in America from the UK. Several of my words get the little red underlining to signify that I aint spelt a word right, and it's usually something like colour (color) :D :-6

through, trough, thorough, brought - it's no wonder non-English speaking people find the English language difficult to master :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by Bruv »

What about the Zee ?

I apologise to any who maybe antagonised but who's language is it anyway ?
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Post by Betty Boop »

Colour, there, no red line, so my spell checker must be set to English-English ;)
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