
Tlw
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Tlw
Omni_Skittles;1238855 wrote: Ish mine! 
Haven't seen you in ages, TLW wants to know, how ya been?:D

Haven't seen you in ages, TLW wants to know, how ya been?:D
Cars 

Tlw
Lovely Sunday. tlw and our family enjoyed a yummy cookout and great companionship today. :-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Good day to take TLW since it's raining :driving:
Tlw
No rain here. Dinner's at 5pm. Come and get it................
tlw

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle;1239052 wrote: No rain here. Dinner's at 5pm. Come and get it................
tlw
Sure, I'll come and get...................TLW! :p

Sure, I'll come and get...................TLW! :p
Tlw
Mustang;1239054 wrote: Sure, I'll come and get...................TLW! :p
No, no, no! Not take out. You must stay and be sociable.
No, no, no! Not take out. You must stay and be sociable.

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle;1239070 wrote: No, no, no! Not take out. You must stay and be sociable. 
Directions please, TLW says!:D:p:wah:

Directions please, TLW says!:D:p:wah:
Cars 

Tlw
Look North and follow the sounds of joy and laughter. :-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
I stopped at a laughter filled yard, unfortunately it wasn't your place, but TLW & I had a burger & some laughs there anyway!!! :wah::p:D
Cars 

Tlw
Glad to hear it. People need to be willows and roll with what life offers them. Keep heading North though. We are friendly people up here....... 

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Willows roll? I thought they were weeping? :p 
TLW

TLW
Tlw
They weep when they don't bend with winds of change................. 

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
OK just got back from an over-nighter at our local casino! And now need TLW, as lady luck did not shine on me!!! :wah:
So TLW will have to do!!!:p
So TLW will have to do!!!:p
Cars 

Tlw
Time for a bit of rest........................ tlw :rolleyes:
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Sorry to do this but TLW and I are going to the following: Kansas, Maryland,New York, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Pennsylvania and we'll wave at y'all as we fly over, drive by, etc. Say BYE! Oops! You missed that little toenail's polish, TLW.
Tlw
Don't worry. Be happy. tlw and I are visiting the Zoo today.............. :-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Boy am I double dog tired!
The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................
tlw :-6
The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................
tlw :-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle;1240465 wrote: Boy am I double dog tired!
The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................
tlw :-6
Always liked the Zoo myself. Jellyfish can be nasty if you encounter them in the water. They leave a terrible rash where ever they touch your body! :yh_sick
The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................
tlw :-6
Always liked the Zoo myself. Jellyfish can be nasty if you encounter them in the water. They leave a terrible rash where ever they touch your body! :yh_sick
Cars 

Tlw
I saw the first wooley worm that was all white. Does that mean we are in for an early, long winter? 
TLW
TLW
Tlw
I love the changing seasons and cooler weather -- and
so does tlw..........
so does tlw..........

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Yes the changing is great the for first few weeks, but after that, the continuing day after day of gray, cold, foul weather starts to get tiring!
After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:
After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:
Cars 

Tlw
cars;1241591 wrote: Yes the changing is great the for first few weeks, but after that, the continuing day after day of gray, cold, foul weather starts to get tiring!
After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:
tlw gets "cabin fever"......................
Not with me he doesn't
After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:
tlw gets "cabin fever"......................
Not with me he doesn't

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle;1241922 wrote: tlw gets "cabin fever"......................
Not with me he doesn't
Couped up "indoors", TLW does! :wah:
(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))
Not with me he doesn't

Couped up "indoors", TLW does! :wah:
(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))
Cars 

Tlw
cars;1241927 wrote: Couped up "indoors", TLW does! :wah:
(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))
Just what are you saying!
You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1
(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))
Just what are you saying!
You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Kindle;1242417 wrote: Just what are you saying!
You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1
Not at all, TLW likes you a lot, just doesn't like to be "Couped Up":D;):)
You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1
Not at all, TLW likes you a lot, just doesn't like to be "Couped Up":D;):)
Cars 

Tlw
cars;1242556 wrote: Not at all, TLW likes you a lot, just doesn't like to be "Couped Up":D;):)
says the rooster to the hen................... :yh_rotfl
says the rooster to the hen................... :yh_rotfl
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
G'day Kindle, Cars and of course tlw.
Nar, I'm going to spoil that stylish line by saying I came in here to find you, Cars to give you a small gift from today's Column 8 in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. Column 8 is where folks can send their general chit chat and tlw type stuff.
Some reader from Wahroonga, where I grew up in the northern suburbs, had been tickled by the name on a Car Wrecker yard* there - Khartoum!
(*the leafy northern suburb I remember from my days of innocence didn't have car wrecker yards.... I blame climate change for that, or western decadence or maybe Steeleye Span - I'm leaving Steeleye Span footprints all over FG today, here's another...
YouTube - Steeleye Span - Alison Gross
Now gimme tlw or I'll turn you all into ugly worms... ooops.. no that would not be civil.. please would you let me take tlw and I promise I won't even contemplate such transmogrifications)
Nar, I'm going to spoil that stylish line by saying I came in here to find you, Cars to give you a small gift from today's Column 8 in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. Column 8 is where folks can send their general chit chat and tlw type stuff.
Some reader from Wahroonga, where I grew up in the northern suburbs, had been tickled by the name on a Car Wrecker yard* there - Khartoum!
(*the leafy northern suburb I remember from my days of innocence didn't have car wrecker yards.... I blame climate change for that, or western decadence or maybe Steeleye Span - I'm leaving Steeleye Span footprints all over FG today, here's another...
YouTube - Steeleye Span - Alison Gross
Now gimme tlw or I'll turn you all into ugly worms... ooops.. no that would not be civil.. please would you let me take tlw and I promise I won't even contemplate such transmogrifications)
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Yes, transmogrify is a kind of neat word, the mog in the middle brings in a gentle feline type element. Trans - as in transports of delight (aka buses), and riff at the end - as in nice bit of repeated chordal progression.. Hence
Transmogrify - to play music to the cat whilst travelling by bus. In other words, there's absolutely nothing there to worry TLW
:sneaky:
Transmogrify - to play music to the cat whilst travelling by bus. In other words, there's absolutely nothing there to worry TLW
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
tlw and I love cats.....................:-6
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
As long as they don't blow off, pass wind, fahrt, create noxious emissions of gas which might assault the finer feelings of tlw.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Your dwelling is awash with cat exhaust fumes then Cars??? I better liberate* tlw.
*A spokesperson for AussiePam insisted that the word liberate has absolutely nothing to do with dastardly liberals, liberalism, liberality or libraries - but only with Liberty Equality Fraternity. Vive la France!!
*A spokesperson for AussiePam insisted that the word liberate has absolutely nothing to do with dastardly liberals, liberalism, liberality or libraries - but only with Liberty Equality Fraternity. Vive la France!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
tlw needs no liberating. He has offered to be with us today while our grandson undergoes a minor procedure. I do hope you understand...................
:o
:o
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
I'm sending my best wishes that all goes totally well, Kindle - and by all means keep tlw!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
AussiePam;1243661 wrote: I'm sending my best wishes that all goes totally well, Kindle - and by all means keep tlw!!!
Thanks Pam. It was quickly done and all is well.
.........and as Cars says: it is another day now -- so tlw is now MINE, again.
Thanks Pam. It was quickly done and all is well.
.........and as Cars says: it is another day now -- so tlw is now MINE, again.

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
I'm very glad to hear that, Kindle!!! G'day Cars too.. Hope you're all having a good weekend. It's a pink Sunday dawn here. My son's on early shift and I woke up as he left.. grin. tlw :-6
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Just got back from taking TLW to an all you can eat Chinese Buffet! TLW ate way too much!!! :wah:
Cars 

Tlw
You do realise, Cars, what you've done, don't you??? TLW reproduces by eating till TLW bursts, then each burst bit becomes a new TLW... And as you did it with Chinese food, maybe one of the offsprung little baby tlws, or even all of them, will speak Chinese. And even the names might change.. In fact of course they will. TLW (the parent) will no longer exist at all, and the explodings will all be little characters... incomprehensible to most in here. Ah woe is me..
I'm taking Harmony and Happiness... you're welcome to the rest of the brood. Moon - quit messing with Truth, and for heavens sake Tranquillity, get a grip and put Love down.
SHEEEEESH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attached files
I'm taking Harmony and Happiness... you're welcome to the rest of the brood. Moon - quit messing with Truth, and for heavens sake Tranquillity, get a grip and put Love down.
SHEEEEESH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attached files
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
You may be right, Pam............. tlw here smells of salsa! 
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
- William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 5.1
Tlw
Fortune cookie say 999 plus 666 sometime reproduce to 151515
Kindle - I thought it was a hallucination, but I'm sure I did hear Honor humming Guantanamera... what have we done to tlw?????
Kindle - I thought it was a hallucination, but I'm sure I did hear Honor humming Guantanamera... what have we done to tlw?????
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Dry out from WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!
DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill
As in TLW was singing in the rain...
As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake
As in TLW was pushed in the lake
As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself
As in rehab
All of the above
GEESCH
:-5
OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...
I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!
DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill
As in TLW was singing in the rain...
As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake
As in TLW was pushed in the lake
As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself
As in rehab
All of the above
GEESCH
:-5
OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"