The Immigrant Anthem.

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:41 pm

Illegal Immigrants Anthem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.

Thanks to you, you British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.

Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,

And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.

More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

but neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, British guy moves away.

Now I buy his house, then I say,

'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'

And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,

and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.

We think UK darn good place.

Too darn good for British race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !

luciferjohn · Post by **luciferjohn** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:59 pm

sounds like america with illegal mexicans,and others, i mean for real if your entering a country do it legally for petes sake,and the sake of jobs, and the welefare system, which is meant to help not support, and how can they live that many families in one house? sorry im starting to rant,amusing anthem:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:08 pm

Is this a cue to get Oscar ranting?

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:17 pm

oscar;1237893 wrote: Is this a cue to get Oscar ranting?

:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mariposa Traicionera · Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:26 pm

:rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:28 pm

Mariposa Traicionera;1237905 wrote: :rolleyes:

Needs something right? A tune? Maybe Steve Martins King Tut?

Mariposa Traicionera · Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:30 pm

Nomad;1237907 wrote: Needs something right? A tune? Maybe Steve Martins King Tut?

More like a garbage can.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:31 pm

Mariposa Traicionera;1237908 wrote: More like a garbage can.

Why?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:35 pm

no, no, this is how is goes:

Illegal Immigrants Anthem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.

Thanks to you, you Canadian dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.

Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,

And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.

More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

but neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, Canadian guy moves away.

Now I buy his house, then I say,

'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'

And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,

and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

Canadians crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.

We think Canada darn good place.

Too darn good for Canadian race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !

Mariposa Traicionera · Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:35 pm

Nomad;1237910 wrote: Why?
It's a xenophobic POS. But I'm at work and can't get in to heavy duty debating, so hopefully I'm not the only one here who feels this way. :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:39 pm

Mariposa Traicionera;1237912 wrote: It's a xenophobic POS. But I'm at work and can't get in to heavy duty debating, so hopefully I'm not the only one here who feels this way. :wah:

Its more silly and childish than xenophobic. I think its ok to make fun of people.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:40 pm

Mariposa Traicionera;1237912 wrote: It's a xenophobic POS. But I'm at work and can't get in to heavy duty debating, so hopefully I'm not the only one here who feels this way. :wah:

in our hold house, across the street from us......family of 6 had 4 more living in their garage.:-5:-5

we would watch them come out of the garage in their pyjamas in the morning and go into the house.:sneaky:

Post by **spot** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:40 pm

We discussed this a couple of years ago if anyone wants to check the result.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/curre ... post768777

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:46 pm

spot;1237917 wrote: We discussed this a couple of years ago if anyone wants to check the result.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/curre ... post768777

Oh Ill be checking the results all right.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:49 pm

spot;1237917 wrote: We discussed this a couple of years ago if anyone wants to check the result.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/curre ... post768777

nope.......we have new blood now.

luciferjohn · Post by **luciferjohn** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:45 pm

Odie;1237925 wrote: nope.......we have new blood now.

i agree new people new oppinions:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:23 pm

luciferjohn;1238008 wrote: i agree new people new oppinions:D

most definitely, so what is yours?

luciferjohn · Post by **luciferjohn** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:13 pm

Odie;1238056 wrote: most definitely, so what is yours?

i feel truthfully in all seriousness that if you migrate from one country to another you should do it legally and try to fit in in that country. immagrants of the past had to so should modern immagrants, you can go to a border crossing in most countries to apply for green cards or citizenship.i know that sounds bad but that is my oppinion, as far as the anthem, its a rude way of pointing out the immigration problems with most or all free nations, its amusing because almost everyone can relate to it, yet most areto shocked it was said to admit to it.

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:08 pm

I can understand being angry when citizens of other nations enter ours and abuse our already over-burdened systems, but to take delight in denigrating their cultural customs is appalling. Punish and expunge them if you will, but please don't excoriate their cultures indiscriminately. It has an unpleasant fascist reek to it.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:33 am

I think this thread should get some kind of award....

luciferjohn · Post by **luciferjohn** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:49 am

AussiePam;1238576 wrote: I think this thread should get some kind of award....

the most contraversial?

no wait that one goes to the stranger slaped the kid in walmart one:D

:D

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:38 am

The most confused.

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:43 am

Of course, there is always the Immigrant song if you prefer.

Led Zeppelin, oh yea.

YouTube - Immigrant Song - 1972

luciferjohn · Post by **luciferjohn** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:46 pm

Barman;1238602 wrote: Of course, there is always the Immigrant song if you prefer.

Led Zeppelin, oh yea.

YouTube - Immigrant Song - 1972

a so mush better choice:guitarist:guitarist:D

Post by **Sunshine** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:58 pm

AussiePam;1238576 wrote: I think this thread should get some kind of award....
I so agree.

Mariposa Traicionera · Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:50 pm

luciferjohn;1238829 wrote: a so mush better choice:guitarist:guitarist:D
I agree. :guitarist:guitarist

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:57 am

Given that the English themselves are an immigrant people, refreshed from time to time by influxes of Normans, French, Dutch, Scotch, Irish and French again before we even got to the 1950s and West Indian immigrants - who were invited in because we had a labour shortage - there's an element of hypocrisy here...

Anyway, the immigrants I know are hard working folk. I'm sure there are some scroungers, but they aren't typical. This little ditty pushes a very negative stereotype. Published by the BNP? Would suit their agenda, and it's just possible one of those evil, lying cretins could summon the brain power to write something with this level of sophistication.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:37 am

no, no, this is how is goes:

Illegal Immigrants Anthem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.

Thanks to you, you Irish dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.

Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

But this place it wonâ€™t stop raining

Even immigrants are complaining

If rains for one more week

I think my patience will soon peak

The lack of sunshine is not funny

Itâ€™s not really worth the fecken money

Maybe where I came from not so bad,

I could just go back there instead.

It has been raining again today,

I think I will try the USA

:wah: