Tell The Truth Or Die

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:37 am

Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?

Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?

Im going to do it now.

Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.

If anyone gets close Ill bark.

I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.

Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:48 am

Nomad;1223473 wrote: Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?

Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?

Im going to do it now.

Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.

If anyone gets close Ill bark.

I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.

Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.

don't bark to loud with that rancid breath!

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:51 am

Practice talking while breathing in. It sounds wrong but they wont pull that face and turn the cheek

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:37 pm

Snowfire;1223483 wrote: Practice talking while breathing in. It sounds wrong but they wont pull that face and turn the cheek

God, that's not very nice. Were someone to turn their cheeks on *me*, I'd be tempted to put my size 9 1/2 right up their crevice.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:40 pm

Bill Sikes;1223511 wrote: God, that's not very nice. Were someone to turn their cheeks on *me*, I'd be tempted to put my size 9 1/2 right up their crevice.

Haha, well given that circumstance, my size 11s would follow yours Bill

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:22 pm

huh......we never heard back........wondered if others survived his journey?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:00 pm

Odie;1223536 wrote: huh......we never heard back........wondered if others survived his journey?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl He's killed them.

Nomad was last on line over 6 hours ago........ perhaps they killed him.

theDC · Post by **theDC** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:42 pm

I do that all the time...uuhh..IM a guy...it's what we do.

That and the ol' sniff-flip-and-reuse-your-boxers trick

:D:rolleyes::yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:26 am

Nomad;1223473 wrote: Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?

Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?

Im going to do it now.

Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.

If anyone gets close Ill bark.

I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.

Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.

Atleast get some clothes on!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:10 am

Brush your teeth at least, who cares about the rest it's the weekend we are required to as little as possible when not at work.