Growing Old Gracefully
There's a mole on my neck that's growing a hair
When I was younger it wasn't there
A lot of things changed since I've grown older
like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder
Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
I used to be able to party all night
but now to stay awake until five is a fight
My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
Now I have to be careful they don't drag in the dirt
Gravity surely has taken its toll
What was once on the surface is now in a hole
The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
and I found the remote tucked under my belly
I used to eat steak but now I can't chew it
Growing old gracefully. I don't think I can do it
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Copyright; Donna Vickodil
Growing Old Gracefully
Growing Old Gracefully
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
Growing Old Gracefully
Perfect and every word true. I know I can't take it there is nothing graceful about it. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
Growing Old Gracefully
That's why ...........................................
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Growing Old Gracefully
Thank You!!! I found the remote!
Schooling results in matriculation. Education is a process that changes the learner.