Never . . .Ever . . . Ever . . .

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:25 pm

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!

Never . . .

Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !

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Not for the squeamish

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Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:29 pm

Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:41 pm

Chezzie;1115628 wrote: Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and his ass!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:45 pm

BTS;1115622 wrote: As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!

Never . . .

Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !

.

.

Not for the squeamish

.

.

.

.

.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks Mate.... You just gave me the best laugh in weeks. Got any more please?

:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:46 pm

Now thats what I call a bum ring burner:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:48 pm

Hey BLT....... Was it third degree buns?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:50 pm

So that's the ring of fire 'Cash' was talking about! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:02 pm

oscar;1115644 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks Mate.... You just gave me the best laugh in weeks. Got any more please?

:D

Ok...........u asked 4 it

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:02 pm

BTS;1115676 wrote: Ok...........u asked 4 it

I never did!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ohhhhhhhh so gross!

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:03 pm

Walmart Smiley face..........

Can you find it?

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:05 pm

Most Beautiful Haircut

One the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Photo by Nick Denboer.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:10 pm

Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:19 pm

BTS;1115676 wrote: Ok...........u asked 4 it

Finger licking good :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:21 pm

BTS;1115684 wrote: Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.

If he's caught...... is it a penal sentence??:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:22 pm

BTS;1115680 wrote: Most Beautiful Haircut

One the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Photo by Nick Denboer.

Re-Incarnation proved.......... It's Mama Cass :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I wonder if her collar matches her cuffs> :sneaky::sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:42 pm

Chezzie;1115628 wrote: Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Don't you mean 'wrecked em' !!!!!!! ???????

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:58 pm

BTS;1115679 wrote: Walmart Smiley face..........

Can you find it?

Oy vey....this is the funniest thread that I've seen you post...I love it:yh_rotfl

Thank you BTS...you've made my night a funny one:p

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:29 pm

Oh, I've heard that Penis guy on the "Howard Stern" show....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

How about this endearing show of piercings for parents to view....

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:47 pm

BTS;1115622 wrote: As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!

Never . . .

Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !

.

.

Not for the squeamish

.

.

.

.

.

I think this might qualify for Knuckleheads in the News. :yh_rotfl

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:07 am

BTS;1115684 wrote: Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.

That's what an english public school education does for you. All that time in prep.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:58 am

great thread! :wah:

I want smiley underpants!!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:46 am

sunny104;1116014 wrote: great thread! :wah:

I want smiley underpants!!!

Um, just lay down on your side and forget the underpants.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:48 am

YZGI;1116057 wrote: Um, just lay down on your side and forget the underpants.

no way, look what happened to Nomad the other day!

:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:36 pm

I'm surprised Nomad hasn't posted a comment here yet.

(BTS may have scared him with his initial post and pic)

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:45 am

Is that what happens when someone says "Aw go blow it out your ass!":yh_rotfl