A Men's Only Question

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:56 am

I have a question that's JUST for the men on the forum. I'm going to go ahead and waste some space so it doesn't turn up on the front page!!!

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I'm not the hairiest of men. I have never had to shave more than 2-3 times a week even when I was in Air Force basic training. Today I hear about men not only shaving their face, but other places. Is this true? for those that know:

1. What hair stays & what goes?

2. Which product is the easiest to use and gives the smoothest results? roll-on wax? Nads? What about those cold wax strips?

3. Doesn't it itch like hell when it starts growing back? What about ingrown hair?

Suggestions? Advice? Please help! Thanks.

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:04 am

*dons fake beard and speaks in gruff voice* I believe the 'back, crack and sack' wax is growing in popularity! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:06 am

:wah:

Oh, you men sure need attention around this place.

Lucky you have so many beautiful woman, like myself, to keep your egos boosted from time to time. (Wow, I am too modest, nah, it's the caffeeine this morning)

You should just advertize:

I

Need

Attention

Post

Here

*we love you AC*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:17 am

Majenta wrote: *dons fake beard and speaks in gruff voice* I believe the 'back, crack and sack' wax is growing in popularity! :wah:
SACK?!?!?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:22 am

chonsigirl wrote: :wah:

Oh, you men sure need attention around this place.

Lucky you have so many beautiful woman, like myself, to keep your egos boosted from time to time. (Wow, I am too modest, nah, it's the caffeeine this morning)

You should just advertize:

I

Need

Attention

Post

Here

*we love you AC*
I asked nicely for you ladies to stay out of this and you *immediately* disregard my wishes and trample my feelings. :-1 When Stepho asked for ladies only we men all honored her request and stayed out of it. And before you try to point out that Far Rider & Wolverine jumped in there, remember that they both have man-breasts and can argue a limited qualification to participate.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to remove my mudpack before my manicure appointment.

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:22 am

Accountable wrote: SACK?!?!?

:wah:

Oh yeah, it's about embracing the pain... apparently it's quite masculine. Doesn't float my boat though :yh_eyebro

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:23 am

Majenta wrote: :wah:

Oh yeah, it's about embracing the pain... apparently it's quite masculine. Doesn't float my boat though :yh_eyebro
Embrace the pain? Why not just let someone have a go with a bat?

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:26 am

Accountable wrote: Embrace the pain? Why not just let someone have a go with a bat?

:yh_rotfl hahahahahahahaha!

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:51 am

Haven't ya seen American Wedding? LOL I gave my hubby a porn star trim with a beard trimmer....How cute it was.....

TO MUCH INFO! LOL NO serious - he doesn't wax but we cut it short and we do it together...

I know GROSS......:p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:30 am

Oh AC, we know you would never jump in anywhere you were not wanted.

Like a pit full of crocodiles.

Face it, men have to get their share of attention, take it away from the women, who so rightfully deserve it.

*right ladies!*

Next time just ask nicely, and we'll shower you with our love and affection....or anything else handy to pick up off the ground and give a toss or two...............

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Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:31 am

hehe right on Chonsi!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:40 am

chonsigirl wrote: Oh AC, we know you would never jump in anywhere you were not wanted.

Like a pit full of crocodiles.

Face it, men have to get their share of attention, take it away from the women, who so rightfully deserve it.

*right ladies!*

Next time just ask nicely, and we'll shower you with our love and affection....or anything else handy to pick up off the ground and give a toss or two...............
You think we need you? We don't need you! ... much.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:55 am

OK!

I'm not the hairiest of men. I have never had to shave more than 2-3 times a week even when I was in Air Force basic training. Today I hear about men not only shaving their face, but other places. Is this true? for those that know:

1. What hair stays & what goes?

2. Which product is the easiest to use and gives the smoothest results? roll-on wax? Nads? What about those cold wax strips?

3. Doesn't it itch like hell when it starts growing back? What about ingrown hair?

Suggestions? Advice? Please help! Thanks.

I have always shaved my face daily because I can't stand stubble. Chest hair which is minimal stays as is. I have always trimmed and shaved pubic hair simply for cosmetic reasons.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:56 am

flopstock wrote: :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl

is that a quiver i hear in your voice AC?
No!

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Shut up!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:50 am

Majenta wrote: *dons fake beard and speaks in gruff voice* I believe the 'back, crack and sack' wax is growing in popularity! :wah:

:yh_rotfl

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:52 am

Far Rider wrote: hahahaha try what floppy? thres all kinda talk on this thread...???:D
'Embrace the pain' :sneaky:

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:54 am

I think I have some hot wax lying around somewhere.... :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:04 am

Thanks for the backup, men.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:41 am

flopstock wrote: well, not to change the subject or anything, but have you ever been chompin away on a stalk of celery and suddenly you're hackin 'cause a single strand of that stalk has has found it's way to the back of your tongue and is tickling your tonsils? Don't know what made me think of that, must be lunchtime or something...:wah: I know just where you're coming from.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:57 am

flopstock wrote: then perhaps you could draw a map for FR...only 3 kids, FR?:DW e-e-e-l, putting it so as not to offend anyone, have you ever been eating a Hare pie & its too hot, so you blow on it to cool it down,

but as you inhale, some of that pie goes to the back of your throat, and no matter how hard you try to cough it up you can't shift that hare from the back of your throat?

Well that's very similar to having a stringy strand of celery stuck in yer throat.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:18 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: This is outragous . This MAN thread has been hijacked by those......those....soft and fluffy creatures. Are you attracted by the strong stench of testosterone and masculinity. Take your curves and soft bumps along with your synicism and leave us men to our tiny vestige of virility.

I do shave and I moisturise and exfoliate

Thank you! Finally, a masculine voice out of the wilderness!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:39 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Incidentally, since my back is a little straighter, I have to shave my knuckles now they dont drag on the floor :DYep, you've really come a long way!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:07 pm

Oh hairy ones, whom we still love and adore, how come I can hardly hear you over the music..................

You know you love us women too...................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:38 pm

Just think, maybe that's not cat guts they use any more for strings..............

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:42 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Just think, maybe that's not cat guts they use any more for strings..............

Huh?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:46 pm

:wah:

Gut strings are made out of some critter's guts

Oh, the subject was men's hair removal.......................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:28 pm

Far Rider wrote: man thread rule #1...thread drift is inevitable...
Drift ... right. I feel like I'm ready to walk the cable across Niagra Falls and just as I'm taking the first step, somebody smacks me on the shoulder for good luck!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:56 pm

Ac's rose-colored glasses show this:

The real man inside feels this: