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fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:34 am

Because I'm thinking if I've experienced this then others have had to as well ...I can't be the ony one in the world surely.

WORST MARRIAGE PROPOSALS EVER!

Mine consisted of only hours ago ..........

" do you want the ****ing ring that comes with me or what" .........I'm not even sure what concept of that sentence I declined but I was re-assured .

apparently it's not a marriage proposal but a "lead up" to a marriage proposal . well thank goodness for that because I could of been offended or something . :yh_rotfl

hey I said my life was never dull didn't I ...sigh.

so what say you forum gardeners? Have you heard worse?

Delorean · Post by **Delorean** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:56 am

Oh dear. Mills & Boon eat your heart out! :yh_rotfl

Nope, can't say I've heard worse than that. So, I'm assuming you said no? As nicely as possible of course, you wouldn't want to risk offending his delicate sensitivities :p

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:06 am

Snap him up quickly.........before he casts his magic spell elsewhere.......smooth tongued males like him are a rarity.

Post by **jones jones** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:52 am

"Shove the ring up your fat ass with the proposal!" would have been my simple reply.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:20 pm

we think the same JJ. to top it all off it was said over the phone. When he said "the rock" was bought for me and now what was he going to do with it . I told him to give it to someone more deserving. He again asked, and I told him to "eat it and **** it out his own arse."

Delorean, he was quite upset when I said no ...maybe I should have been more sensitive.

Bruv, I'll give him your address.

:yh_rotfl

Post by **LarsMac** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:58 pm

I was talking to a Kiwi friend when I read this thread, so I shared it with her.

She said that sounds like a fairly average proposal for an Aussie.

:)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:09 pm

she'd know :yh_rotfl they arent' that much different over on the Island.:yh_rotfl

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:32 am

fuzzywuzzy;1371666 wrote: When he said "the rock" was bought for me and now what was he going to do with it . I told him to give it to someone more deserving. He again asked, and I told him to "eat it and **** it out his own arse."

You are such a tease........no wonder he was so tongue tied.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:59 pm

oh please send him to America....he sounds like my kinda guy! ..... NOT

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:52 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1371630 wrote: Because I'm thinking if I've experienced this then others have had to as well ...I can't be the ony one in the world surely.

WORST MARRIAGE PROPOSALS EVER!

Mine consisted of only hours ago ..........

" do you want the ****ing ring that comes with me or what" .........I'm not even sure what concept of that sentence I declined but I was re-assured .

apparently it's not a marriage proposal but a "lead up" to a marriage proposal . well thank goodness for that because I could of been offended or something . :yh_rotfl

hey I said my life was never dull didn't I ...sigh.

so what say you forum gardeners? Have you heard worse?

That must be on a par with the classic "brace yourself Sheila"

ShyChara · Post by **ShyChara** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:34 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1371630 wrote: Because I'm thinking if I've experienced this then others have had to as well ...I can't be the ony one in the world surely.

WORST MARRIAGE PROPOSALS EVER!

Mine consisted of only hours ago ..........

" do you want the ****ing ring that comes with me or what" .........I'm not even sure what concept of that sentence I declined but I was re-assured .

apparently it's not a marriage proposal but a "lead up" to a marriage proposal . well thank goodness for that because I could of been offended or something . :yh_rotfl

hey I said my life was never dull didn't I ...sigh.

so what say you forum gardeners? Have you heard worse?

That wasn't a very nice way for him to do it. You should say no until he learns some manners!!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:41 pm

ShyChara;1372657 wrote: That wasn't a very nice way for him to do it. You should say no until he learns some manners!!!

I admire his spunk

ellieR · Post by **ellieR** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:56 am

If he was serious and you did want him to propose, it might be a different approach. I think he should ask again in a more serious manner if sincere and you think it is what you want to hear. Otherwise, I guess chalk it up to a funny experience or not.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:20 am

well that was rude of me . I should have up dated this .

yes he eventually asked properly and yes I said yes. After I dumped him and made him eat cake (and the foot that went with it)

I've found out since that this hard man that isn't too good at expressing his emotions I fell in love with over three years ago has had someone else to talk to (okay they hit him over the head with a brick) and since then he has been very open and forthcoming. He's still very old fashioned but in a good way ...(For instance when I was married to the ex he always had to finish work first before he could attend a family emergency).....Well when I was sick a couple of months ago I hadn't even told him why I was at the hospital and he was already booking tickets for a flight and was at the hospital after the operation within 24 hours...two states away. And he hates flying. I've just spent the last 6 weeks at his home being looked after and fed up and made healthy and comfortable..... So we've made plans and I'll be Mrs Gallagher at he end of the year. And he wants a new way and start in his own life adn would like to have another child. If it happens it happens I'm not fussed so I'm happy and he's happy and our kids are having heart attacks ....thank god they like him

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:45 am

fuzzywuzzy;1386768 wrote:

So we've made plans and I'll be Mrs Gallagher at he end of the year. And he wants a new way and start in his own life and would like to have another child. If it happens it happens I'm not fussed so I'm happy and he's happy and our kids are having heart attacks ....thank god they like him

What about his kids ?

And......'if it happens it happens'..........you do know it doesn't just happen?:yh_rotfl

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:05 am

congratulations, fuzzy!