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HELP NEEDED ASAP:
Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!
The children are described as:
One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
(Yes, suggesting you get rid of your children is ridiculous, but so is getting rid of your dog because you have a human child now!)
-author unknown to me-
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Fur kids and skin kids...
Fur kids and skin kids...
Someone (experienced rescue) added some:
I think the hair color may match my furniture -- if it doesn't may I return them?
Also, just how big will these kids get? I have some clothes here that may do for awhile but, well if they get too big can I return them?
What about when they get to that age when they become interested in the opposite sex? If they don't stay home and in their rooms when they are commanded to stay -- can I return them?
If they don't shine in school and give me something to brag about -- can I return them?
If they start demanding attention and care over feeding every day can I return them? I do have a full-time job you know.
If in a couple of years they need braces can I return them?
Will you be sending all their toys and bedding with them? How about a couple of weeks food?
In about 7 years if I see someone with younger and cuter kids offered, do I have to keep these older kids?
I think I'll take them both. My husband will be returning from a business trip next week and will be so surprised to find out we have a new family. Err.... if he is not thrilled -- can I return them?
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I think the hair color may match my furniture -- if it doesn't may I return them?
Also, just how big will these kids get? I have some clothes here that may do for awhile but, well if they get too big can I return them?
What about when they get to that age when they become interested in the opposite sex? If they don't stay home and in their rooms when they are commanded to stay -- can I return them?
If they don't shine in school and give me something to brag about -- can I return them?
If they start demanding attention and care over feeding every day can I return them? I do have a full-time job you know.
If in a couple of years they need braces can I return them?
Will you be sending all their toys and bedding with them? How about a couple of weeks food?
In about 7 years if I see someone with younger and cuter kids offered, do I have to keep these older kids?
I think I'll take them both. My husband will be returning from a business trip next week and will be so surprised to find out we have a new family. Err.... if he is not thrilled -- can I return them?
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