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A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.
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tude dog;1517996 wrote: A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.


:wah:

Had to think a moment :confused:
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What happened to Kamala Harris' campaign?
She had the black vote all locked up.
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tude dog;1517996 wrote: A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.


A helium balloon floats into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I do for you?” The balloon points over and says, “I’ll have whatever that weasel’s having.”
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You're on a roll, tude.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
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Wandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"


I haven't been to a bar in like a dozen years. I must go to the local one just to erase that mental image from my mind.
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Wandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"


I posted that on Facebook and my nephew asks "no ****?"
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An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"
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A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"
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Wandrin;1518100 wrote: An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"


I don't get it.
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AnneBoleyn;1518134 wrote: I don't get it.


Let me change the spelling and see if that helps.

An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, ay?"
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An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."
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Mark Aspam;1518346 wrote: An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."


arrrg, that was mean.:wah:
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AnneBoleyn;1518133 wrote: A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"


Keep it up, girl.
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles

up to the bar and announces:

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
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Post by Bryn Mawr »

:yh_oooooWandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"


Seriously, I walked into a bar many years ago* and a customer asked the bartender to pass a stool over the counter - they couldn't understand why I cracked up.

*I was shocked to my core, it was the first time I was ever asked £1 for a pint :yh_ooooo

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