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I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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A bunyon won't kill you, hurt like hell yes, man up NOMIE and take care of your feet.
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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CARLA;1257305 wrote: A bunyon won't kill you, hurt like hell yes, man up NOMIE and take care of your feet.
Its ok Muka Poo. Shhhhh, its ok.
Its ok Muka Poo. Shhhhh, its ok.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
I have several, its called hard work.
you will survive this......be brave little one.
I have several, its called hard work.
you will survive this......be brave little one.
Life is just to short for drama.
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I was told you get these from having worn eighteen inch stilettos as a teenager... or.......
BUGGER
I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!
Flounce flounce flounce flounce
SLAM !!!!
BUGGER
I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!
Flounce flounce flounce flounce
SLAM !!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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I'm looking at the little yellow M&M in the helmet--which toe is it on? I see that he leans a little to the left. Maybe that's your problemo.
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Poor nomie:(stop dancing so much and wear better shoes:rolleyes::D
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AussiePam;1257319 wrote: I was told you get these from having worn eighteen inch stilettos as a teenager... or.......
BUGGER
I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!
Flounce flounce flounce flounce
SLAM !!!!
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
be brave nomie i know your pain
BUGGER
I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!
Flounce flounce flounce flounce
SLAM !!!!
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
be brave nomie i know your pain
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We're ALL dying. Get over it. :wah:
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Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
I think the only solution is to amputate your foot. :-1
I think the only solution is to amputate your foot. :-1
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Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?
Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on.
Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.
Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;1257409 wrote: Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on.
Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
sorry nomie
Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
sorry nomie
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oscar;1257391 wrote: Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Rumour has it that you were seen hanging around the Vikings training sessions, kicking a football, in case Ryan Longwell got sick.
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Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
is it always about you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
is it always about you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1257556 wrote: is it always about you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Pulllleeeeze, Odie! It's not every man who will admit that he has bunions, least of all a snazzy dancer like Nomad.
Pulllleeeeze, Odie! It's not every man who will admit that he has bunions, least of all a snazzy dancer like Nomad.
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Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
No, I won't. Really I won't. I can promise you I won't.
No, I won't. Really I won't. I can promise you I won't.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive... No regrets.
Well that would be two of us after I'd been caught down wind of that grotesque facet of incomparable fathom!
Well that would be two of us after I'd been caught down wind of that grotesque facet of incomparable fathom!
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Zapata;1257584 wrote: Pulllleeeeze, Odie! It's not every man who will admit that he has bunions, least of all a snazzy dancer like Nomad.
don't you know I'm just joking, he's knows that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
snazzy dancer he is!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
don't you know I'm just joking, he's knows that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
snazzy dancer he is!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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oscar;1257391 wrote: Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?
Odie;1257420 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Zapata;1257426 wrote: Rumour has it that you were seen hanging around the Vikings training sessions, kicking a football, in case Ryan Longwell got sick.
Nah,..he was at the Vikings training sessions "wearing Stilletto heels" talking about how he'd let the entire Minnesota Vikings team "shag" him if they won their next game! He was only kicking the footballs to prove he were a girl!
Odie;1257420 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Zapata;1257426 wrote: Rumour has it that you were seen hanging around the Vikings training sessions, kicking a football, in case Ryan Longwell got sick.
Nah,..he was at the Vikings training sessions "wearing Stilletto heels" talking about how he'd let the entire Minnesota Vikings team "shag" him if they won their next game! He was only kicking the footballs to prove he were a girl!
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Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
You said we could laugh ! :sneaky:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
You said we could laugh ! :sneaky:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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KSnyder;1257690 wrote: Nah,..he was at the Vikings training sessions "wearing Stilletto heels" talking about how he'd let the entire Minnesota Vikings team "shag" him if they won their next game! He was only kicking the footballs to prove he were a girl!
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
How long have you got, days, weeks, months?
How long have you got, days, weeks, months?
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Am I in your will? You should just leave everything to me so that the greedy people don't get it.
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Peg;1258036 wrote: Am I in your will? You should just leave everything to me so that the greedy people don't get it.
good idea Peg, good idea!:sneaky:
then you can make me the executor.
good idea Peg, good idea!:sneaky:
then you can make me the executor.
Life is just to short for drama.
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You still going Nomie? Not dead yet?
Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!
Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;1259147 wrote: You still going Nomie? Not dead yet?
Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!
Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.
Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!
Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.
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Zapata;1259153 wrote: Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have that image in my head now to sustain me throughout the coming day! Thanks x
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have that image in my head now to sustain me throughout the coming day! Thanks x
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time