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CARLA
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Well OK then why not. :-3
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hey the women will have fun painting that on, oops, missed a part!

damn thing just got bigger and I'm outta spray!



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wouldn't that kinda kill the mood?? :thinking:
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Not into that dayglo yellow, would clash with my curtains:sneaky::D
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JAB;941893 wrote: Perhaps you can custom order for the color you'd like. :D


IF not id have to dye my curtains:D
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How long does it take to dry? Would blowing on it speed up the process?

Maybe waving it around like women do for their nails?
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hey I just remembered...Hubby had the brick op....hmmm shame...maybe for halloween and easter treats if they do a chocolate variety:p
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JAB;941922 wrote: With nuts of course... :D


heh heh of course, partial to crushed but lets not split hairs:D
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Accountable;941906 wrote: How long does it take to dry? Would blowing on it speed up the process?

Maybe waving it around like women do for their nails?


Personally I think blowing on it may create a bigger mess to clean up...:D
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