Black Sabbath resurrected in secret Great Pyramid Of Gaza ceremony

Post by **spot** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:43 pm

These two news stories today just have to be more than coincidence...

BBC News - Egypt closes Great Pyramid amid 11/11/11 rumours

BBC - Newsbeat - Black Sabbath reform to play Download rock festival

The Great Pyramid was closed for "routine maintenance" on 11/11/11?

And suddenly Ozzy gets sufficient life pumped into him to announce he'll do a full gig next June?

By heck Download Festival is going to sell out as soon as the tickets are up for sale, I'm definitely going.

I reckon there'll be a video of the Secret Unspoken Ceremony from earlier today out there on the Interweb if we look for it, in which the mummified remains of the entire band are unwrapped by the Priests Of Osiris™ and bathed in Secret Juices to guarantee life for a thousand more years in recognition of their services.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:26 pm

spot;1375312 wrote:

By heck Download Festival is going to sell out as soon as the tickets are up for sale, I'm definitely going.

I assume those life pumps will be working overtime then. BS just doesn't do it for me any longer. I guess I've mellowed.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:27 pm

spot;1375312 wrote: These two news stories today just have to be more than coincidence...

BBC News - Egypt closes Great Pyramid amid 11/11/11 rumours

BBC - Newsbeat - Black Sabbath reform to play Download rock festival

The Great Pyramid was closed for "routine maintenance" on 11/11/11?

And suddenly Ozzy gets sufficient life pumped into him to announce he'll do a full gig next June?

By heck Download Festival is going to sell out as soon as the tickets are up for sale, I'm definitely going.

I reckon there'll be a video of the Secret Unspoken Ceremony from earlier today out there on the Interweb if we look for it, in which the mummified remains of the entire band are unwrapped by the Priests Of Osiris™ and bathed in Secret Juices to guarantee life for a thousand more years in recognition of their services.

Do you think that they are up to It Spot?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:45 pm

Oh my god, TODAY is 11/11/11! Is it the zombie apocalypse yet?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:50 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375327 wrote: Oh my god, TODAY is 11/11/11! Is it the zombie apocalypse yet? Yep and It was rather freakish this morning at the 11th hour and 11 minutes also.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:53 pm

*questions whether oscar would be able to type as a zombie*

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:58 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375330 wrote: *questions whether oscar would be able to type as a zombie* As A Zombie, No, although my head did turn around and I emitted a foul green slime over a passing priest at 11/11/11/11/11. this morning.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:01 pm

That's awesome! I can't wait till Mayan calendar 2012 end of days thingie.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:08 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375332 wrote: That's awesome! I can't wait till Mayan calendar 2012 end of days thingie. Me neither, I am hoping I will be able to wreak my revenge on those who have fallen foul of me.... In fact, I'm writing a list right now.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:57 am

Well get them when they are sleeping.

The Call: Working To Demonize Muslims - YouTube

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Maybe it's all proves god has a sense of humour