Aliens are Responsible

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:28 pm

It's a fact. The latest Conspiracy Theory is that Aliens are responsible for Global Warming.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:36 pm

hell. they made the planet they can pay for the heating.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:39 pm

:wah: Was this in the National Enquirer?

Good one.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:40 pm

RedGlitter;592949 wrote: :wah: Was this in the National Enquirer?

Good one.

No, I started it. Why not?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:41 pm

Seriously though, do you believe in aliens? I am undecided.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:56 pm

RedGlitter;592953 wrote: Seriously though, do you believe in aliens? I am undecided.

Let's put it this way. I want to believe in aliens, I like the idea. Do I really believe? Dunno.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:58 pm

Yeah. For me, I hope there aren't, but I figure there probably have to be.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:06 am

almostfamous;592963 wrote: Well, I don't believe in aliens and I feel we are responsible for the shape of our planet. One word, recycle. How many actually do it?

..exactly.

you have used that post before

:wah: :wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:17 am

koan;592947 wrote: hell. they made the planet they can pay for the heating.

:yh_rotfl

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:56 pm

Nah that was Tony (Bliar)- he's stock-piling before he gets his arse booted.

ThreeStents · Post by **ThreeStents** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:56 am

Aliens? Responsible? Global warming? The popular concept of aliens as little green (or grey) men was invented by the U.S. shadow government right after WWII as a way of frightening people into accepting the need for stockpiling nuclear weapons and justify all the exorbitant military spending during the cold war era. Evidently "the Russians are coming" ruse wasn't working for the more stubborn among us, so they invented things like crash-landed UFO's, alien abductions, highly invasive medical probing procedures, crop circles, and stolen embryos to convince these doubters that we needed buku nukes. The paranoia of the 1950's didn't just happen, it was planned. Remember what "Deep Throat" once said to Mulder..."The best way to predict the future is to invent it." That includes blaming global warming on aliens and absolving the government-backed industrialists of any responsibility. As a general rule, most responsible aliens recycle, and that includes re-abducting the same people over and over....and from the same trailer parks usually.

The alien mythology is still being used by people in the NSA-CIA-White House Basement Govt. as a cover for developing advanced weaponry such as stealth fighters, laser cannons, chemtrails, Reality TV programs, condoms in schools, and other black ops technology. Those black helicopters you hear flying over your house late at night? They're monitoring someone in your neighborhood...maybe it's you....have you been checked for dental implants lately? Did you know that a whopping 37% of all dentists in the U.S. do government contract work for CIA operatives?

Do you suffer from unexplained headaches, nausea, chronic sinus bleeding, ingrown toenails, skin rashes in unmentionable places, yeast infections, hair loss, and long-winded meandering persecutorial delusions seeped in paranoia? Then it's very possible that you may in fact be a victim of an implant allergy, a rare but serious disorder often confused with plain old sinusitus. Don't expect your allergist to be truthful with you. The allergy shots he's been injecting into your body?.....anti-rejection serum to make your body accept these extraterrestrially manufactured foreign objects. Do you sneeze a lot even in winter...it's probably due to implantitis.

Finally, and I'm taking a chance just posting about this, since, as you probably have guessed by now, the govermnent monitors all discussion websites like this via satellites which hover directly overhead in geo-synchrous orbit....sometimes they know what you are about to post BEFORE you post it...the implant picks up on the synaptical electrical activity in your brain and transmits it to the satellite which retransmits it to massive computers linked to the satellite....this all happens in a few million milliseconds...there is no way to circumvent this.

Sometimes this system will cause you to post something without meaning to...ideas and opinions which may not even remotely represent your true thinking in even the slightest way, but you won't notice it until weeks or months later. An almost sure sign that you are under the control of these interlopers is if you have an almost overwhelming desire to ridicule this post and others like it which after all only seeks to uncover the truth about aliens and their role in preserving the earth's fragile environment.....Trust no one, especially those who blame aliens for all the bad stuff, bla-bla-bla, etc.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:04 am

Lon;592945 wrote: It's a fact. The latest Conspiracy Theory is that Aliens are responsible for Global Warming.

I knew there was something weird about Al Gore!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:06 am

Sometimes this system will cause you to post something without meaning to...ideas and opinions which may not even remotely represent your true thinking in even the slightest way, but you won't notice it until weeks or months later. An almost sure sign that you are under the control of these interlopers is if you have an almost overwhelming desire to ridicule this post and others like it which after all only seeks to uncover the truth about aliens and their role in preserving the earth's fragile environment.....Trust no one, especially those who blame aliens for all the bad stuff, bla-bla-bla, etc.

I told you guys I was not responsible for some of the things I post.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:41 pm

YZGI;695680 wrote: I told you guys I was not responsible for some of the things I post.

Was it you who posted that Wisey?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:53 pm

Chookie;695761 wrote: Was it you who posted that Wisey?
Nope!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:08 am

The stories Ive heard about anal probing aliens leads me to the conclusion they are anything but reasonable.

Thus the tinfoil hat.

ThreeStents · Post by **ThreeStents** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:21 am

Ah yes, the all important tinfoil hat which protects you from those invasive alien generated mindwaves. But ask yourself, why would an advanced civilization come all that way from the back side of the universe just to abduct a few humans so they can look up their rear ends?

Is there an especially nasty outbreak of colon polyps on the alien's home planet? Did an alien doctor wake up one morning and think to himself...."Hey, I know, let's send a UFO full of us gastro guys down to earth and see what's up with these human colons. Maybe we can learn a thing or two and have some fun while we're there."

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:36 pm

[quote=ThreeStents;700313]Ah yes, the all important tinfoil hat which protects you from those invasive alien generated mindwaves. But ask yourself, why would an advanced civilization come all that way from the back side of the universe just to abduct a few humans so they can look up their rear ends?

Is there an especially nasty outbreak of colon polyps on the alien's home planet? Did an alien doctor wake up one morning and think to himself...."Hey, I know, let's send a UFO full of us gastro guys down to earth and see what's up with these human colons.

Maybe

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:32 pm

Aliens from outer space.

Daniyal · Post by **Daniyal** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:23 pm

Lon;592945 wrote: It's a fact. The latest Conspiracy Theory is that Aliens are responsible for Global Warming.

Where can I find The Above?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:37 pm

:wah:.....

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:39 pm

:wah::wah:

Be gentle with him he's in Deniyal :rolleyes:

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:43 pm

Betty Boop;916575 wrote: :wah::wah:

Be gentle with him he's in Deniyal :rolleyes:

:wah:

You mean that river?

(Sorry, I'm far too old and grumpy to make original and amusing jokes

)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:46 pm

theia;916578 wrote: :wah:

You mean that river?

(Sorry, I'm far too old and grumpy to make original and amusing jokes

)

oh no Theia..that was comedy genius at its best:wah::wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:49 pm

theia;916578 wrote: :wah:

You mean that river?

(Sorry, I'm far too old and grumpy to make original and amusing jokes

)

yeah thats the one, not too old and grumpy at all, you come out with some corkers :wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:54 pm

Chezzie;916582 wrote: oh no Theia..that was comedy genius at its best:wah::wah:

Well, Chez, I'll let you into a little secret...I knew it was but I didn't want to seem boastful :yh_liar

I'm in :yh_devil mood this evening. Must be these lovely caramalised biscuits I'm dunking into my coffee....perhaps they contain devilish ingredients

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:56 pm

theia;916593 wrote: Well, Chez, I'll let you into a little secret...I knew it was but I didn't want to seem boastful :yh_liar

I'm in :yh_devil mood this evening. Must be these lovely caramalised biscuits I'm dunking into my coffee....perhaps they contain devilish ingredients

Brilliant, stay that way til tuesday! We can be idiots together then and not up that bloody river :wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:58 pm

Betty Boop;916585 wrote: yeah thats the one, not too old and grumpy at all, you come out with some corkers :wah:

Yea but, they're never meant to be funny!!! They are either slips of the tongue or I meant them seriously. Or, of course, I didn't fully grasp the meaning of the words I was using (now that's quite common, you can't dispute that one :wah:)

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:00 pm

Betty Boop;916597 wrote:

Brilliant, stay that way til tuesday! We can be idiots together then and not up that bloody river :wah:

Or devils, Betty...we can be devils (evil laugh from theia)

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:01 pm

theia;916599 wrote: Yea but, they're never meant to be funny!!! They are either slips of the tongue or I meant them seriously. Or, of course, I didn't fully grasp the meaning of the words I was using (now that's quite common, you can't dispute that one :wah:)

Do you mean i laugh at you and you're not meaning to be funny

Nah, not buying it...:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:01 pm

theia;916601 wrote: Or devils, Betty...we can be devils (evil laugh from theia)

Devils may be more like it, I just drew that card this evening.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:04 pm

Betty Boop;916602 wrote: Do you mean i laugh at you and you're not meaning to be funny

Nah, not buying it...:wah:

No, but my humour is accidental, or by default (is that a river also?)

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:14 pm

theia;916606 wrote: No, but my humour is accidental, or by default (is that a river also?)

In that case you default a lot :wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:23 pm

Betty Boop;916616 wrote: In that case you default a lot :wah:

Would you kindly retract that statment, Miss Boop? Casting aspersions on my faultless defaulting process indeed. Whatever next!

( I don't need to put lol there, do I?)

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:26 pm

theia;916626 wrote: Would you kindly retract that statment, Miss Boop? Casting aspersions on my faultless defaulting process indeed. Whatever next!

( I don't need to put lol there, do I?)

ooooh look at you with the big words :wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:28 pm

Betty Boop;916629 wrote: ooooh look at you with the big words :wah:

Stop delaying me, Betty...

Bed, theia, BED!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:31 pm

theia;916631 wrote: Stop delaying me, Betty...

Bed, theia, BED!

There are far too many de's in your life, delay, deniyal, default, derobe Theia and get to deb. :wah: Now I've lost the plot and am off to bed

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:12 am

Dont forget to bring poor Theia her cardigan. Its all shes ever wanted since she was a little girl.

Bad Boopsy !

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:13 pm

Nomad;917071 wrote: Dont forget to bring poor Theia her cardigan. Its all shes ever wanted since she was a little girl.

Bad Boopsy !

It's my cardigan! I'm going to be a poor student, I can't afford to just give it to Theia. Think I might wear it tomorrow, I'll let her stroke it.. :wah: