Ask Nomad anything!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:38 am

Hello nomad!

How come you have less questions than jimbo?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:24 pm

If you were being eaten by a dinosaur cloned by a mutant mad cloning clerk, would you notice his bad breath first, or the fact that he still has stuff stuck between his teeth from his last dancing smilie snack?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:36 pm

can I have 5 bucks?

HumanBeast · Post by **HumanBeast** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:15 pm

What is the purpose of pubic hair?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:06 pm

What does the new year hold for everyone?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:08 pm

Do you like chicken pot pie?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:41 am

Accountable;748678 wrote: If you were being eaten by a dinosaur cloned by a mutant mad cloning clerk, would you notice his bad breath first, or the fact that he still has stuff stuck between his teeth from his last dancing smilie snack?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:14 am

I'm positive that airplanes make you fart more. Does this have anything to do with pressurization? I've also realized that with so much ambient noise, you can really rip 'em without being heard. Together, these two things lead me to believe that airplane seats are actually designed for farting. Can you confirm or deny this?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:21 am

Chezzie;749588 wrote: I'm positive that airplanes make you fart more. Does this have anything to do with pressurization? I've also realized that with so much ambient noise, you can really rip 'em without being heard. Together, these two things lead me to believe that airplane seats are actually designed for farting. Can you confirm or deny this?

Yes I can.

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:28 am

How many feet does a camel have?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:30 am

Nomad;749596 wrote: Yes I can.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:33 am

kinks;749605 wrote: How many feet does a camel have?

Im torn.

Is a camel toe reply too obvious ?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:35 am

Nomad;749615 wrote: Im torn.

Is a camel toe reply too obvious ?

:wah::wah: just a bit

I know the answer to this, so just guess and i'll let you know if you're right

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:39 am

kinks;749617 wrote: :wah::wah: just a bit

I know the answer to this, so just guess and i'll let you know if you're right

A camel has 0 feet

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:40 am

kinks;749617 wrote: :wah::wah: just a bit

I know the answer to this, so just guess and i'll let you know if you're right

me too me tooo:wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:41 am

Nomad;749621 wrote: A camel has 0 feet

Nope

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:43 am

I found the answer here:sneaky:

warning may offend erm camels...***ADULT content***

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/211-camel-toe.htm

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:47 am

kinks;749626 wrote: Nope

They have split hooves.

Where have I gone wrong ?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:57 am

Nomad;749631 wrote: They have split hooves.

Where have I gone wrong ?

Ok, i didn't know the answer till i went to the camel park here....they have 5 feet....only 4 legs but 5 feet, their 5th foot is between their two front legs

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:03 am

kinks;749641 wrote: Ok, i didn't know the answer till i went to the camel park here....they have 5 feet....only 4 legs but 5 feet, their 5th foot is between their two front legs

LIES !

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:09 am

Chezzie;749628 wrote: I found the answer here:sneaky:

warning may offend erm camels...***ADULT content***

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/211-camel-toe.htm

:wah::wah:

Nomad;749646 wrote: LIES !

I would never lie to you

....it is true though

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:10 am

AngelEyes82;749638 wrote: why do you annoy me all the time?

:D

I have the annoy gene.

You have the annoyee gene.

Its chemistry.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:18 am

Camels have broad, flat, leathery pads with two toes on each foot. When the camel places its foot on the ground the pads spread, preventing the foot from sinking into the sand. When walking, the camel moves both feet on one side of its body, then both feet on the other. This gait suggests the rolling motion of a boat, explaining the camel's 'ship of the desert' nickname.

Never ever heard of a fifth foot so thats new to me....

Rode camels in Tunisia into the Sahara desert to watch the sunrise, was awesome, even wore a head dress.

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Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:50 am

Speaking of camels, don't you think that actress that plays Juliet on Lost looks like one? Why does she do that with her mouth? I keep expecting her to spit in someone's face.

Here's another question. Have you ever bent your fingernail backwards? If so, do you cuss like a drunken sailor?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:39 pm

Snoozells mention of Juliet made me think of a question.

Do you watch Lost? im an avid fan and havent missed an episode, cant wait for it to start up again....If you do watch it, Do you think Kates cheeks are sweet?

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:37 pm

If you farted in the bath, would it be better than a jacuzzi?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri May 30, 2008 11:18 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:25 pm

I'm here and I'm asking..................

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:39 pm

got milk?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:41 pm

Do you smoke pot?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:15 am

what are the problems of philosophy?

Is having children environmentally friendly?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:48 am

have you had any more dreams about Acc. recently??

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:49 am

What is your favorite jam flavor?

venus · Post by **venus** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:23 pm

if you where an ice cream flavour which one would you be?:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:38 am

Wow. Theres so much here to consider. Im a little overwhelmed by your trust in my wisdom and knowledge in the ways of the world.

Ill try not to let you down however at the moment Im going to spend some quality me time gloating and feeling superior.

Thank you,

Nomad

aka

Rodolpho

aka

fluffenfish

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:41 am

:yh_ooooo Not THE fluffenfish!??!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:49 am

got a scotch?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:51 am

Accountable;1141620 wrote: :yh_ooooo Not THE fluffenfish!??!

Eeeee gads! Is this what you had in mind??

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Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:02 am

Hey Nomad, did you ever sort that thing out?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:34 am

ask anything huh? hmmmmmmmmmm!!

whats your favorite kind of cheese?

do you like chocolate?

okay heres a serious one, whats the story behind why you chose Nomad as you user name?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:57 am

he's never here!:-5:-5

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:27 am

what color underpants are you wearing today??

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:47 am

Accountable;1141620 wrote: :yh_ooooo Not THE fluffenfish!??!

That's JR Puffinstuff:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:49 am

Nomad, is your real name Damon?:-3

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:51 am

Did you have a fortified breakfast this morning?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:33 pm

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:28 am

Odie;1160022 wrote: sex?

are you offering??

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:00 am

Accountable;1141620 wrote: :yh_ooooo Not THE fluffenfish!??!

Are you really surprised ? Yes acc, THE fluffenfish. The stories I could tell....

Boops

Hey Nomad, did you ever sort that thing out?

No but according to my life clock I still have 47.2 years left to figure out what Im supposed to be sorting out.

qsducks

That's JR Puffinstuff

Distant cousin, started drinking after the show was cancelled. It got real ugly.

Clodhopper

Nomad, is your real name Damon?

I wish ! Maybe then Id be taken seriously.

Hope6

ask anything huh? hmmmmmmmmmm!!

whats your favorite kind of cheese?

do you like chocolate?

okay heres a serious one, whats the story behind why you chose Nomad as you user name?

Im fond of extra sharp cheddar. It makes me very happy. Thank you for asking.

Chocolate is good.

Either 432 other names were already taken and I finally got lucky or picture a real Nomad, then try to imagine my mind. Here...gone.

qsducks

Did you have a fortified breakfast this morning?

Since I lost my job I havent had a fortified anything. I walk around in my robe bumping into things. If you need to find me just follow the trail of Cheetos.

Odie

sex?

With a person ?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:29 pm

Nomad;1160368 wrote: Are you really surprised ? Yes acc, THE fluffenfish. The stories I could tell....

No but according to my life clock I still have 47.2 years left to figure out what Im supposed to be sorting out.

Distant cousin, started drinking after the show was cancelled. It got real ugly.

I wish ! Maybe then Id be taken seriously.

Im fond of extra sharp cheddar. It makes me very happy. Thank you for asking.

Chocolate is good.

Either 432 other names were already taken and I finally got lucky or picture a real Nomad, then try to imagine my mind. Here...gone.

Since I lost my job I havent had a fortified anything. I walk around in my robe bumping into things. If you need to find me just follow the trail of Cheetos.

With a person ?

Well, you can always track me down by following the Doritos:wah: