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Fantastic lyrics speaches and prose.

"Baldrick Your familys' history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'legs McNoLegs personal best in the Market Harborough Marathon."

""You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman."

"So you should take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?"

"No, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!"

WOOF!!!"
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Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) (TV)

Lord Edmund Blackadder: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!

Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan!

Lord Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

Ebenezer Blackadder: My, what a jolly young girl.

Baldrick: Yeah, pity she nicked all the presents.

Ebenezer Blackadder: My what a jolly fellow.

Baldrick: Looked like a fat git to me.

Ebenezer Blackadder: Yes Baldrick, but if one peels away the layers of a 'fat git' you'll probably find a...

Baldrick: Thin git!

Ebeneezer Blackadder: In fact, there is something in your stocking, Baldrick, something I made for you.

Baldrick: Ah, well that's the best kind of gift, Mr. B. What is it?

Ebeneezer Blackadder: It's a fist. It's for hitting people with. (Punches Baldrick) And the great thing is, you can use it again and again! (hits Baldrick again)

[Ebeneezer Blackadder holds up a small pine twig in lieu of a proper Christmas tree]

Baldrick: It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it?

Ebenezer Blackadder: Yes but size isn't important my friend. It's not what you've got, it's where you stick it!

Baldrick: Mr. B! Where's the milk of human kindness?

Ebenezer Blackadder: It's gone off, Baldrick. It stinks.

Baldrick: I've been helping out with the workhouse Nativity play.

Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, of course. How did it go?

Baldrick: Well, not very well. At the last moment, the baby playing Jesus died!

Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, dear! This high infant mortality rate's a real devil when it comes to staging quality children's theatre. What did you do?

Baldrick: Got another Jesus.

Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, thank goodness. And his name?

Baldrick: "Spot." There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog instead.

Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, dear. I'm not convinced that Christianity would have established its firm grip over the hearts and minds of mankind, if all Jesus had ever said was "woof!"
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sheldon quotes:

Rajesh: Why so glum, chum?

Sheldon: Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Zack: You're inferring I'm stupid.

Sheldon: That's not correct. We implied you're stupid, you then inferred it.
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fuzzywuzzy;1365107 wrote: Fantastic lyrics speaches and prose.

"Baldrick Your familys' history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'legs McNoLegs personal best in the Market Harborough Marathon."

""You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman."



"So you should take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?"

"No, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!"

WOOF!!!"


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