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Irish council approves motion to allow rural drink-driving | World news | guardian.co.uk

A county council in south-west Ireland has voted to back a motion allowing for people living in isolated areas to drink and drive.

The motion was passed by Kerry county council on Monday by five votes to three, with the remainder of the councillors either absent or abstaining.

It supports the creation of permit that will allow rural drinkers to drive after having "two or three drinks". It was tabled by the independent councillor Danny Healy-Rae, who has claimed it would help prevent depression and suicide in the county.


What? Stereotypes not strong enough yet?
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What stereotypes? That rural drinkers are depressives?
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SnoozeAgain;1417689 wrote: What stereotypes? That rural drinkers are depressives?


Cute. Bad mood or somethin? Praps this'll bring you out of your funk.

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The stereotype that rural workers only way to entertain themselves is to get drunk at the local pub?

Or the stereotype that rural workers all drink themselves to death from loneliness?
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What's an Irish seven course meal? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a six pack and a potato.
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So any kind of discussion about alcohol by an Irish court or council is automatically guilty of stereotyping. Alrighty then.
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It's bloody mad, is what it is. For the second time today, I see little evidence of any joined up thinking
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I think Accountable is addressing the irony of the new law.
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Ahso!;1417705 wrote: What's an Irish seven course meal? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a six pack and a potato.
Hah! :yh_rotfl
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In the immortal word of Frank Sinatra.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they wake up in the morning that's the best their going to feel all day."
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YZGI;1417743 wrote: In the immortal word of Frank Sinatra.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they wake up in the morning that's the best their going to feel all day."


"Whatever gets you through the night............"--Old Blue Eyes
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AnneBoleyn;1417747 wrote: "Whatever gets you through the night............"--Old Blue EyesNo, that was Lennon.

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We are both right.

"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."

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Ah. I thought you meant a song. I enjoyed reading those quotes. It looks as though Sinatra might have been an atheist.

I never really cared for Frank because I thought he was insulting to females. Just my take.
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Ahso!;1417705 wrote: What's an Irish seven course meal? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a six pack and a potato.


Now now I thought the forum garden didn't allow such stereotypical racism. I was going use a bit of ironic humour to make a joke about americans at this point but I get fed up trying to explain irony to them
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I was low in irony when I tried to give blood once.
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Is there iron[y] in potatoes and beer?
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I haven't had to irony any of my shirts in a long time.
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YZGI;1417772 wrote: I haven't had to irony any of my shirts in a long time.


That's because irony is limited strictly to UK residents, you poor clueless American. Stick to wash and wear.
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