theres nobody here but us chickens the AA grumpy column

the grumps · Post by **the grumps** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:16 pm

hello

and welcome once again to the weird and wacky world of AA grumpy

and i,m starting to get into the festive spirit the wine cellar is full the party invitations have been sent out ( have i got one grumps ? ED)

and we,re taking the old bentley for a pootle to meadowhell next week to do the xmas shopping

so heres a little something to bring a little humour into these cold winter nights.

POLICE were left baffled when they found a chicken with its head stuck in a frozen pond.

Passers by saw the poor fella trying to pull itself out of the ice and dialed 999 for help.

Officers carefully cracked the ice of the pond and managed to free the grateful bird before setting it free.

"We get the odd duck frozen in ponds in winter, but never chickens before. We think it might have walked in to get a drink, slipped and got stuck," said a police spokesman from Domat, Switzerland.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/vie ... icy-pond-/

AAG

he was CLUCKING lucky that he was spotted and rescued otherwise he may have ended up STUFFED with his head trapped in the lake and because of the cold he,d have been a FROZEN CHICKEN.

EGGS actly how it came to be there is HENNYones guess but it will get

the BIRD when the others find out

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:20 pm

People called police ......for a chicken?

and then they didn't even take it home for dinner?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:41 pm

That was as fowl as most of your posts Grumps

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:42 pm

Offal

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:28 pm

That was a rather poultry offering.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:53 am

NO I'm sorry but I want to know why police would turn out to a chicken in distress ..I see a clear opportunity for a beheading and chicken dinner here ...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:48 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1378096 wrote: NO I'm sorry but I want to know why police would turn out to a chicken in distress ..I see a clear opportunity for a beheading and chicken dinner here ...

British law....

It's the Chicken Charter Introduced by Colonel Sanders In 1812.

Section 5 Paragraph 6 clearly states that It is a criminal offence to leave a chicken In an Icy pond however, a loophole In section 4 Paragraph 7 means It is lawful to leave our pensioners to die from cold In their homes, allow children to starve and allow 16 year olds to binge drink themselves Into casualty as much as we like.